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One-Liner Jokes

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My dog is an awesome fashion adviser. Every time I ask him what I look like in my clothes, he says “WOW!”

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What can you share and yet keep at the same time?
An STD for example.

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Google request:
How to disable autocorrect in wife?

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I'm about as рissеd off as a мidgет with a yo-yo.

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I just broke my personal record for consecutive days lived.

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Practice safe lunch; use a condiment.

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Today I feel like I don't have enough middle fingers.

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I once bought shoes in China that said,
"Made around the corner."

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I wonder how long it would take for a giraffe to throw up.

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I hate it when I'm singing a song and THE ARTIST gets the words wrong.

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I'm too busy to hang out with you, I have a long day of converting oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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Apparently the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.

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I don't want to startle anyone, but Becky on Facebook cannot believe how fast the weekend flew by.

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A spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.

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Welcome to America- Where being obese is genetics but being gаy is a choice.

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I'm so old that when I joined the AAA, it was a single A !

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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita book lately!

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One-Liner Jokes Knock-knock jokes

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Alex
Alex who?
Alex plain later!

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