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One-Liner Jokes

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Apparently the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.

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Воовs. Because you can't motorboat her personality.

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My favorite machine in the gym is the water fountain.

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I like my women like I like my ruм, 6 years old and full of coke.

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Вiтсh, I'm not Willy Wonka, I don't sugar coat shiт.

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I almost went to jail today, Monopoly gets intense.

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There are 2 reasons never to drink toilet water. Number 1 and Number 2.

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I try to маsтurвате big words into my jokes, even if I don't know what they mean.

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I named my реnis "The Truth" because вiтсhеs can't handle it.

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I have an itch. Scratch that, I had an itch.

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Friends are like snowflakes. Рее on them and they go away.

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One-Liner Jokes Friendship Jokes

I like to name my ipod 'Titanic' so when it says 'Syncing Titanic' I click cancel and it makes me feel like a hero.

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S(he) didn't (m)ake him (a) san(d)wich.

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I don't want to startle anyone, but Becky on Facebook cannot believe how fast the weekend flew by.

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A spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.

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One-Liner Jokes Single People Jokes

Welcome to America- Where being obese is genetics but being gаy is a choice.

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I'm so old that when I joined the AAA, it was a single A !

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One-Liner Jokes Single People Jokes

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita book lately!

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One-Liner Jokes Knock-knock jokes

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Alex
Alex who?
Alex plain later!

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