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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret

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A Union President was sitting at his son's bedside getting ready to read him a bedtime story.
He starts out, "Once upon a time and a half..."

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A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape.

'It ain't so bad,' one crook noted. 'We got $25 between us.'

The boss screamed:
'I warned you to stay clear of lawyers--we had $100 when we broke in!'

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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can кill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can кill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

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Just fired my baker; she wasn't meeting my kneads.

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Next on Public Radio 91 we'll be hearing music of Antonin Dvorak. This is the Beep Serenade in C-Sharp Minor, Opus 72...

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If I get to Heaven and God is white, Id be like, I knew it all along. Show me to the hood. But if I get to Heaven and God is black, thats going to рiss me off a little bit. Id be like, Aint this a вiтсh? Youve been black all along? Aint you been seeing what the hells going on down there?

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Who is the coolest doctor in the hospital?
The hip consultant.

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Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to рее?

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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

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Did you hear about the smart blonde? You won't either.

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Chuck Norris can вlоw bubbles with beef jerky.

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“I use yeast most of the time when I am baking, and I always use it on the ryes.”

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What do you call a blonde at the bottom of a pool? Air bubble.........

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Ever been at your job and you get so bored and sick of doing it that you just go to the bathroom to hang out? You dont even need to go. You just want a change of scenery for a little bit.

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Doctor: Are you still taking the cough medicine I gave you?
Patient: No, I tasted it and decided I'd rather have the cough.

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Not a single person asked if I could run fast in my new shoes today...
Being an adult is sтuрid.

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Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Нiтlеr, Atilla the Нun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.

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What do you call a lawyer who doesn't know the law?
A judge.

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Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

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