One-Liner Jokes

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Тоnто and the Lone Ranger had a falling out... because the Lone Ranger discovered that "Kimosabee" actually means... "аsshоlе!" Submitted by Curtis Edited by Yisman

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One-Liner Jokes

The economy is terrible. At the beginning of the year, the politicians promised things would improve by the last quarter...
Well, I'm down to my last quarter and they haven't improved!

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One-Liner Jokes Political Jokes

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?
Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?
A: Three...the rest are all true.

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Office and Work Jokes One-Liner Jokes Lawyer Jokes

Q: Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White?
A: They can't find another blonde who knows the whole alphabet.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
A: A Frosted Flake.

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Q: Where do you find a no-legged dog?
A: Right where you left him.

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Animal Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Have you heard about the new "Mint flavored birth control pill" for women that they take immediately before sеx?
They're called "Predickamints".

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A man was involved in an auto accident. A policeman ran up to the car and asked, "Are you seriously injured?" The man said, "How should I know? I'm a doctor not a lawyer."

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Some guy called me a тооl. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.

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Dirty jokes One-Liner Jokes

A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination of a witness, when he stopped and said, "I object, your honor! One of the jurors is asleep." The Judge ruled, "You put him to sleep, so you wake him up."

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One-Liner Jokes Lawyer Jokes

The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.

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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police! Come out with your hands up!

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One-Liner Jokes Police Officer Jokes Knock-knock jokes

A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read: "Here lies John Smith, a lawyer and an honest man."
- How about that! he exclaimed. They've got three people buried in one grave.

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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.

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Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? A: The outside, of course.
Q: Why did the turkey get in trouble at school? A: He was cornu-copying.
Q: What smells the best during Thanksgiving dinner? A: Your nose.

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Thanksgiving Jokes One-Liner Jokes School Jokes

What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
You suск.What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Sham-boo!What kind of instrument do you play on Halloween?
A Sроок-ulele.What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A Spoo-keyWhy do skeletons have low self-esteem?
They have no body to love.How do vampires get around on Halloween?
In blood vesselsWhat did the teenage witch ask her mother on Halloween?
Can i have the keys to the broom tonight.

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One-Liner Jokes Halloween Jokes Vampire jokes

A blonde goes to the doctor's and find out she is pregnant with twins. She starts crying and the doctor asks her what's wrong. She replies,
"I know who the dad is for one of them but I don't know who the dad is for the other one!"

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Medical and Doctor Jokes Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes Dad Jokes

The best relationship I ever had -- I used to go out with a homeless girl. Yeah, it was great cause after sеx, I could just drop her off anywhere.

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One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris on a pogo stick presents a danger to low flying aircraft.

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