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I got into an embarrassing situation at a swingers' party last night.
I snuck up behind an older lady, started fuскing her from behind then looked up and suddenly realized that the guy at the other end of the spitroast, getting a вlоwjов, was my dad. I said, "After 30 years of marriage I can't believe you're being unfaithful to mum."
He said, "I'm not."
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The main rule to obey, if you are in jail: never take a bow for a fallen soap from the wash basin. Try and you'll cry.
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In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".
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Little Johnny, "Why are you so fат?"
Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuск ur mom she gives me a doughnut."
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?
God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Q: What happened when the blonde tried to give her boyfriend a вlоw job while he was driving?
A: They both fell off the motorcycle.
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Q: What do you call a 90-year-old man who can still маsтurвате?
A: Miracle Whip.
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Today in lesson Little Jonny went to the back of the room and Miss McRacen went "Not in the back."
Jonny: "That's what she said."
Miss: "Get out!"
Jonny "She said that too."
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Two hookers where standing and one left and then came back later. One said I can smell the dick in the air and the other one said excuse me I burped *Two Hookers Walking Down The Street* Hooker 1: " Do you smell dick?" Hooker 2: "Sorry, I burped":.
Two hookers standing on a street corner started discussing business.
One of the hookers said, "Gonna be a good night, I smell соск in the air."
The other hоокеr looked at her and said, "Sorry No, I just burped."
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I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
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Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
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Are your legs made of Nutella?
Because I'd love to spread them!
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Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her кill a butterfly.
So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month."
Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."
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Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
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Q: What is the difference between оrаl and аnаl sеx?
A: Оrаl sеx makes your day and Аnаl sеx makes your whole weak.
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Son: "What's love juice daddy?"
Me: "It's what 2 people make when they're having exciting sеx. Anyway? What are you watching?"
Son: "Wimbledon."
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Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
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Q: How do you know a blonde just lost her virginity?
A: The crayons are still sticky.
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I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
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A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.
Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sеx.
Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.
About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey,you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?"
Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.
He touches his wife shoulder, and asks, "Honey, please...just one more time before die."
She says, "Of course, Dear," and they make love for the third time.
After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.
The man, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours.
He taps his wife, who rouses.
"Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could..."
At this point the wife sits up and says,"Listen, I have to get up in the morning. You don't!"
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