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I got into an embarrassing situation at a swingers' party last night.
I snuck up behind an older lady, started fuскing her from behind then looked up and suddenly realized that the guy at the other end of the spitroast, getting a вlоwjов, was my dad. I said, "After 30 years of marriage I can't believe you're being unfaithful to mum."
He said, "I'm not."

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The main rule to obey, if you are in jail: never take a bow for a fallen soap from the wash basin. Try and you'll cry.

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In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".

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Little Johnny, "Why are you so fат?"
Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuск ur mom she gives me a doughnut."

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Today in lesson Little Jonny went to the back of the room and Miss McRacen went "Not in the back."
Jonny: "That's what she said."
Miss: "Get out!"
Jonny "She said that too."

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Two hookers standing on a street corner started discussing business.
One of the hookers said, "Gonna be a good night, I smell соск in the air."
The other hоокеr looked at her and said, "Sorry No, I just burped."

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I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?

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Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?
God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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Q: What happened when the blonde tried to give her boyfriend a вlоw job while he was driving?
A: They both fell off the motorcycle.

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Q: What do you call a 90-year-old man who can still маsтurвате?
A: Miracle Whip.

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Are your legs made of Nutella?
Because I'd love to spread them!

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Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her кill a butterfly.
So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month."
Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."

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Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.

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Q: What is the difference between оrаl and аnаl sеx?
A: Оrаl sеx makes your day and Аnаl sеx makes your whole weak.

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Son: "What's love juice daddy?"
Me: "It's what 2 people make when they're having exciting sеx. Anyway? What are you watching?"
Son: "Wimbledon."

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Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!

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Q: How do you know a blonde just lost her virginity?
A: The crayons are still sticky.

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I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

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Q: What's the worst part about sеx?
A: When they wake up!

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