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In New York Petrol Pump was inaugurated. The business was a bit slow. The owner thought of putting a promotional scheme. After a lot of brainstorming he decided on a novel, exciting plan. Next day he put a banner on his Pump saying," Buy $ 50.00 worth of Petrol and get free Sеx !!!...* Conditions Apply."
Anant read the banner and drove in for a refill. He filled 50 $ worth of petrol and asked for free sеx. The attendant directed him to the office. The man in the office saw his receipt of $. 50 and said that yes, he was eligible for free sеx but he will have to guess any number from 1 to 9 and if his guess matched today number picked by the pump management, he would get free sеx.
Anant guessed 7. The clerk looked into his folder and said, sorry, the number doesn't match. better luck next time.
After a week Anant went for a fill again. this time he guessed 3 and the clerk said sorry the number didn't match. He was really disappointed and was going back to his car when he met his ракi friend. He told him his predicament and said he thought this scheme was a fraud.
The pakistani said,
" It surely isn't a fraud. My wife got lucky twice to have free sеx !
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Son : Why is making love so enjoyable.
Father : It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger !!
Why do women enjoy sеx more than man
It is because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger.
Why do women hate it when they get rареd .
It is like when you are walking on the street,someone else come over and dig your no se, do you like it ??
Why woman cannot have sеx when they are having меnsтruатiоn?
If your nose is bleeding, do youstill dig it ??
Why man do not like to wear condoms when they are making love.
Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger.
Why are making love carried out in private?
Will you dig you nose in front of your class? Sтuрid!
What is an оrgаsм ?
The same as sneezing. but the the other way round
Is it true that women love big diскs ?
Ever tried picking your nose with your thumb ?
What’s аnаl sеx?
Picking your ear
Are you digging enough???
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A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.
He said, “I’m doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?”
She said, “Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.”
“And if you don’t mind me asking, what do you use it for?”
“We use it for sеx.”
The researcher was a little taken aback. He said, “Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child’s bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sеx. I admire you for your honesty. Since you’ve been frank so far, would you tell me in what manner you use it for sеx?”
The woman said, “I don’t mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the door кnов and it keeps the kids out.”
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Little Johnny was learning about government at school so his teacher told him to ask they're parents what the government is. Little Johnny asked his dad what the government was and his dad said that there is the president, congress, work force, people and the future. He explained that dad is president, mom is the congress, the maid is the work force, he is the people and his brother is the future. Johnny still didn't get it so his dad asked him to sleep and maybe by tomorrow he'll know what the government is. In the middle of the night little Johnny woke up because he heard his brother crying. He found out that he had pooed in his pants so he went to ask for help. His mom was asleep so he went downstairs to find his dad. His dad was having sеx with the maid. "Now I know what the government is, the congress is asleep, the president is sсrеwing the works force, know one cares about the people and the future is full of сrар.
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