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Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.

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Q: How many lawyers does it take to build a wall?
A: Depends on how deep you stack them.

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Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies?
A: Taking them out with pitchforks.

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What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree?
1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.

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Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.

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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag?
1 dead baby in 10 bags.

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What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender?
I didn't catch it, I was too busy маsтurватing.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?
A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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I feel like every nature documentary is directed by a psychopath.
"Here's the cutest baby animal ever."
"Now let's watch something eat it."

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What has more brains than a dead baby?
The wall behind it.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

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Q: How do you know if your baby is dead?
A: Your 3-year-old daughter has put on allot of weight in the last day or two.

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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.

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How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunк and made love to it the night before.

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Your momma's рussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.

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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.

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