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Some of the finest quotes from the Honorable Marion Barry: "The contagious people of Washington have stood firm against diversity during this long period of increment weather."
"I promise you a police car on every sidewalk."
"If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low сriме rate."
"First, it was not a sтriр bar, it was an еrотiс club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl."
"Вiтсh set me up."
"I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less."
"The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The law of gravity is racist."
"I am making this trip to Africa because Washington is an international city, just like Tokyo, Nigeria, or Israel. As mayor, I am an international symbol. Can you deny that to Africa?"
"People have criticized me because my security detail is larger than the president's. But you must ask yourself: are there more people who want to кill me than who want to кill the president? I can assure you there are."
"The brave men who died in Vietnam, more than 100% of which were black, were the ultimate sасrifiсе."
"I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600's. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican."
"What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?"
"People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask you, if the water mains didn't break, would it be my responsibility to fix them then? WOULD IT!?!"
"I am a great mayor; I am an upstanding Christian man; I am an intelligent man; I am a deeply educated man; I am a humble man."
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Кой е открил медната жица? Wie ist der Kupferdraht erfunden worden? Zwei Schwaben haben sich nach einem Pfennig gebückt. Hur gör man koppartråd? Du ger en kopparslant till två judar som börjar slåss om den. Wer erfand den Kupferdraht? - Ein Schotte und eine Schwabe. Beide bückten sich gleichzeitig nach einem Penny... Kto wynalazł drut miedziany? Szkoci - gdy wyrywali sobie 1 pensa.
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Каква е разликата между батут и педераст? Каква е разликата между негър и батут? Jumper Unterschied zwischen Waldhorn und Trampolin Quelle est la différence entre une blonde et un trampoline ? Tu enlèves tes chaussures pour sauter sur le trampoline. Wat is het verschil tussen een Turk en een trampoline? - Bij een trampoline moet je je schoenen uit doen Vad är skillnaden på en trampolin och en neger? – Man tar av skorna innan man hoppar på en trampolin. Wat is het verschil tussen een Turk en een trampoline? Bij een trampoline moet je je schoenen uit doen Kuo skiriasi juodaodis vaikinas nuo batuto? Nusiauni batus, kad šoktum ant batuto.
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Въпрос: 800 Anwälte auf dem Meeresgrund Όλοι στον πάτο! Cosa fanno 20 terroni che cercano di affogarsi?...un buon inizio! O QUE QUER DIZER 1000 ADVOGADOS NO MEIO DO MAR ? r: UM BOM COMEÇO . Cosa fanno cinquanta avvocati incatenati in fondo all'oceano? - Un buon inizio.... Mitä sata asianajajaa tekee keskellä tyyntä valtamertä? - Ei kai sitä kukaan tiedä, mutta ainakin se on hyvä alku. - Hvad kalder man 1000 advokater på havets bund ? - Hvad kalder man 1000 advokater på havets bund ? - En god begyndelse.
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По какво можете да познаете дали един адвокат лъже? Male Lie Detector ¿Cómo se sabe cuándo un abogado está mintiendo?. Woran erkennt man, ob ein Mann lügt? Seine Lippen bewegen sich. Comment savoir si un assureur vous ment ? Ses lèvres bougent. Woran erkennt man das Donald Trump lügt? Er bewegt die Lippen How can you know a lawyer is lying? When he moves his lips. Comment fait-on pour savoir quand un homme dit des niaiseries? -Les lèvres bougent Woran erkennt man, ob eine Frau lügt? – Man guckt, ob sie die Lippen bewegt! Hur vet en döv människa om en advokat ljuger? - Hans läppar rör sig! Como voce sabe que um advogado esta' mentindo ? R: Seus labios estao se mexendo. Mistä voit päätellä, että asianajaja valehtelee? - Sen huulet liikkuvat. Da che cosa si capisce che un avvocato sta mentendo? Dal fatto che le sue labbra si muovono! Cum îţi dai seama că un avocat minte? Îşi mişcă buzele. Kaip jūs galite pasakyti, kad juodaodis meluoja? Jo lūpos juda. Po czym się poznaje, ze polityk kłamie? - Po tym, ze porusza ustami... Question: How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie? Answer: His lips begin to move. Πώς καταλαβαίνεις ότι ένας δικηγόρος λέει ψέματα; Κουνιούνται τα χείλη του.
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