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Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

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Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up

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Facebook: "My kids are perfect."
Instagram: "My kids are beautiful."
Twitter: "My kids are why I drink."

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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.

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A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital:
Tell me what is your last wish?
Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.

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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.

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Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?"
And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."

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I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuск up.

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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym.
Now this whole workout was a waste of time.

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My dad discovered the Internet. Uh, just because someone raised you, does not mean that you have to add them on Facebook.

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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.

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Dear Facebook,
Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"

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Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?
When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner?
No?
Me neither.

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Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.

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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.

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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.

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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.

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