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Знаете ли кой е дал името на компанията на Бил Гейтс - MicroSoft?! ,Жена му - през първата им брачна нощ !!! La mujer de Bill Gates ha pedido la anulacion de su reciente matrimonio porque en la noche de bodas se enteró de lo que MICRO SOFT realmente significaba. Hochzeitsnacht von Bill Gates. Am nächsten Morgen sagt seine Frau: ,"Jetzt weiss ich auch, warum Du Dein Unternehmen "Microsoft" genannt hast. Cosa dice la moglie di Bill Gates mentre fanno l'amore? - Bill, sei così MICRO, sei così SOFT. Dziwka po nocy z Bilem Gatesem: - A to teraz już wiem, czemu MICROSOFT! Bill gates had het verhaal van Clinton en Lewinsky gelezen op CNN.com en dacht dat wil ik ook. Hij belt met Monica, maar die zegt nee. Bill gates, als rijkste man van de wereld, doet haar echter... Bill Gates komt een keertje in Brussel. Uiteraard bezoekt hij de hoertjes. Op een gegeven moment kleedt hij zich dus uit, maar op het moment dat hij z'n onderbroek laat zakken begint de hoer ineens... Bill Gates og hans unge kone vågner op efter deres bryllupsnat. Konen siger så: Endelig fandt jeg ud af, hvorfor du kaldte dit firma 'Microsoft' ..." " " Mitä Bill Gatesin vaimo sanoi hääyön jälkeen? Nyt tiedän, mistä ”Microsoft” on saanut nimensä. Ce i-a spus nevasta lui Bill Gates după noaptea nunţii? Abia acum înţeleg de ce ţi-ai denumit compania MICROsoft. Dupa o partida de sex, nevasta lui Bill Gates isi da seama de ce compania lui se numeste "Microsoft". 0  Loading ... Po pirmosios vestuvių nakties Bilo Geitso žmona jam pasakė: - Dabar aš supratau, kodėl tu savo firmą pavadinai “Micro soft”.
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Mother Superior called a young novice into her office one evening.
''Now dear, I want you to give the Father his nightly bath. You are to do as he tells you and be sure to report to me in the morning,'' she said. The novice agreed to do as she was told and went to prepare the Father's bath. Doing as she was told, the novice washed the Father's hair and back. While she was doing this the Father told the novice that he had the key to heaven. The Father told her that if his key to heaven fit her gate, she would be saved.
The next morning the novice entered Mother Superior's office.
''So how did it go last night dear? He didn't try anything on you, did he?'' she asked.
''Oh, Mother, it was wonderful! I did exactly as you told me to and when I was giving him his bath he told me the HE has the KEY TO HEAVEN! I was amazed, and he went on to tell me that if his key fit my gate, I would be saved. And Mother, his key FIT my gate! And it was the most beautiful thing in the world!''
And the Mother said, ''Dамn that man! He told me it was Gabriel's horn and I've been blowing it for 40 years!''
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В Калифорния започнаха да използват адвокати като експериментални животни вместо плъхове, поради 2 причини: 1. Имат повече адвокати, отколкото плъхове 2. Няма риск лабораторните техници да се... Substituting Rats for Lawyers Two Scientists were working late discussing ideas about behavior modification studies. Porque razon los cientificos ocupan cada vez mas abogados que ratas en sus experimentos ? 1) Hay mas abogados que ratas. 2) Nadie va a reclamar porque mates un abogado de mas. 3) La anatomia de los... Anwälte ersetzen Ratten - O Instituo Pasteur anunciou que eles não vão mais usar ratos em experiências médicas. No lugar dos ratos, eles vão usar advogados. Eles tiveram três razoes para tomar esta decisão: - 1. Existem... I USA kommer man att börja använda advokater som försöksdjur i stället för råttor. Det blir inga protester för det är ingen som tycker att advokater är gulliga... Det finns alldeles för många. De... I Californien er man begyndt at bruge advokater som forsøgsdyr i stedet for rotter. Det er der 3 grunde til: 1. Der er flere advokater end rotter 2. Det er ikke alt, man kan få rotter til 3. Der er... Miksi tiedemiehet käyttävät kokeissaan rottia asianajajien asemasta? Rotilla on inhimmillisempi katse.
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Anwalt im Sterben Ein Anwalt liegt im Sterben und hat seinen langjährigen Partner an seiner Seite sitzen: “Ich muss Dir etwas gestehen: Ich habe dreissig Jahre mit Deiner Frau ein Verhältnis gehabt und ich bin der... Deathbed Confessions
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Съдия пита следствен лекар: Адвокат: Preguntas reales realizadas por abogados a testigos.IV - Doctor, ¿cuántas autopsias ha realizado usted sobre personas fallecidas? - Todas mis autopsias las realicé sobre personas fallecidas. - Cada... lebende Leiche? Anwalt: "Angeklagter, sie haben an Herrn M. die Autopsie vorgenommen?" Arzt: "Ja, habe Ich." "Sind sie sicher, dass Herr M. zu diesem Zeitpunkt tot war? Können sie das begründen?" "Ja, ich bin... Q: Docteur, avant de faire votre autopsie, avez-vous vérifié le pouls ? R : Non. Q: Avez-vous vérifié la pression sanguine ? R : Non. Q: Avez-vous vérifié s'il respirait ? R : Non. Q: Alors, il est... L'avvocato e il dottore. L'avvocato chiede: - Dottore, prima di cominciare con l'autopsia, ha provato il polso? - No. - Ha misurato la pressione sanguigna? - No. - Si è assicurato che il... Advokaten: - Doktor Hallengren, innan ni påbörjade obduktionen, kollade ni om den döde hade någon puls? Vittnet: - Nej. Advokaten: - Kollade ni blodtrycket? Vittnet: - Nej. Advokaten: - Kollade ni om den döde andades? Vittnet: - Nej. Advokaten:... Advokaten: - Doktorn, innan ni gjorde obduktionen, letade ni efter någon puls? Obducenten: - Nej. - Kollade ni blodtrycket? - Nej. - Kollade ni om patienten andades? - Nej. - Så ni menar att... Q: Doktor, før De udførte obduktionen, kontrollerede De, om der var en puls? A: Nej. Q: Kontrollerede De blodtrykket? A: Nej. Q: Kontrollerede De åndedrættet? A: Nej. Q: Så er det muligt, at...
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Какво е политик, заровен до шията в земята?,Недовършена работа! ¿Qué es un político enterrado en la arena hasta el cuello?,Un trabajo mal acabado Banjo vergraben Was hat man, wenn man 3 Männer bis zum Hals in Sand eingegraben hat? - Zu wenig Sand. Was ist passiert wenn Sie einen Anwalt bis zum Hals im Sand begraben finden? Es war nicht genug Sand vorhanden. Was ist, wenn drei Juristen bis zum Hals im Sand stecken? Dann hat der Sand nicht gereicht. Cosa avete con un avvocato nella melma fino al collo? Troppa poca melma! O que acontece quando você enterra seis advogados na areia até o pescoço? R: Falta areia. - Vet du vad felet är om du har en advokat som är nedgrävd upp till halsen i sand? - Nä. - För lite sand. Hvad har man når en advokat er begravet i sand til halsen? - Ikke nok sand.
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A lawyer finds out he has a brain tumor, and it's inoperable - in fact, it's so large, they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him a choice of available brains - there's a jar of... Gehirn kaufen En man kom in i ett charkuteri för att köpa hjärna till middagen. Det fanns många olika sorter så han frågade expediten: - Hur mycket kostar ingenjörshjärna? - 50 kronor hektot. - Och en lärarhjärna? - 30 kronor hektot. - Vad tar ni för... En man gick in till en köttaffär för att köpa hjärna till söndagsmiddagen. Det fanns många olika sorter så han frågade expediten, - Hur mycket kostar ingenjörshjärna? - 70 kronor kilot. - Och...
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