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Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died?
He was looking for loopholes!

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What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?
When his lips are shut.

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A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer ...
A good lawyer knows the law; a great lawyer knows the judge.

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What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer?
The leech stops suскing you dry after you're dead.

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Legal Jargon!
Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lеsвiаn?
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

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Definition of a Lawyer:
A person who puts two men into a fight and runs off with their clothes.

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Q: How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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Q: How many IT guys does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
A: None, that's a Facilities problem.

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Q: How many lawyers does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
A: Four: one to climb the ladder, one to hold the ladder, one to shake the ladder and one to sue the ladder company.

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Q: How many lawyers does it take to sсrеw a light bulb?
A: One but it has to have a good case.

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How many IBM employees does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
10,000: one to hold up the light bulb, and 9,999 to turn the building around.

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Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: He had no body to go with.

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What's the difference between F.Lee Bailey and a generalized joke about Lawyers?
One is boorish rude and insensitive, the other is just a joke!!

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Q: Did you hear about the logger that went to Alaska?
A: He came back a husky f**ker.

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Two lawyers are walking down the street, when a beautiful woman walks by. "Boy, I'd like to sсrеw her," says one lawyer.
"I agree," says the other. "But out of what?"

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How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie?
His lips start moving.

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Blonde: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.".
Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a cell phone?"
Blonde: "They're too expensive, so I did the next best thing: I put a mailbox in my car."
Psychiatrist: "And do you receive any letters?"
Blonde: "No, but I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."

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A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child.
The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, "Well I carriedthis child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birthprocess, this is my child and apart of me." The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question. The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to me or the machine"

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Q: What's the definition of innocence?
A: A nun working in a соndом factory, thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

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