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Q: Did you hear about that mathematician with constipation? A: He worked it out with a pencil.

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Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’?
A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.

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Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?
A: I haven't seen you for a year!

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Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon.

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Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?
A: Society!

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Q: What kind of doctor does a duck visit?
A: A Ducktor.

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Q: What kind of money do elves use?
A: Jingle bills!

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Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.

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Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
A: I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

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Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan?
A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!

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Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?
A: In a snow bank.

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Q: Why can't women read maps?
A: Because only the male mind can comprehend the concept of 1 inch equals a mile.

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Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road?
A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis.

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Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing?
A: He only had two worms.

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Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?
A: Jews have 10 fingers.

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So God is getting a bit bored in heaven, and he asks his archangel Michael, "Michael, I need to get away from it all for a bit. Where should I go to clear my head?"
Michael replies, "Well, you could always go to Pluto. You could go create a mountain and ski, have a bit of fun."
God says, "No, I don't think so. I don't do so well with the cold, and frostbite was definitely not one of my better creations."
The archangels says, "Alright, well you could always try Mercury. It's nice and warm, you could just take a bit of time to relax, get a nice tan."
"Michael," God says, "do you see how white I am? I would burn to a crisp."
Michael replies, "Alright, well then why don't you go to Earth?"
"Fuск that," God says, "last time I went there I got some girl pregnant and I never heard the end of it."

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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.

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The energizer bunny was arrested on a charge of battery.

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The proprietor of an adult store steps out to run a few errands and leaves his employee in charge.
A woman comes in and wants to purchase a dildо.
She looks at the shelf behind the register.
"How much for the white one?"
"$10."
"How much for the black one?"
"$20."
She buys the white one.
A little later , another woman comes in and also wants to buy a dildо.
After asking the clerk for prices, she decides on the black one.
A third lady comes in for a dildо.
She checks the price of the white one , the black one and asks about the plaid one.
She makes her purchase and leaves.The proprietor returns and asks how things went.
"Great! I sold a white one, a black one, and I got thirty buck for your thermos!"

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Them - Your an аsshоlе.
You - I'm glad I'm an аsshоlе because without аsshоlеs like me there wouldn't be shiт like you!

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