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Q: What do you call a lеsвiаn with eight girlfriends?
A: An octopus.

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Lеsвiаns can also take Viаgrа.
They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.

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Someone asked me how I view Lеsвiаn relationships. Apparently, "in HD" wasn't the correct answer.

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Q: What does a lеsвiаn have in common with a mechanic?
A: Snap-on tools!

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What do you call 50 lеsвiаns and 50 government employees in one room?
100 people that don''t do diск!

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A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous.
"My love, what would you say if I was having sеx with your best friend?"
"I'd say you're a lеsвiаn!"

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How can you tell a tough lеsвiаn bar?
Even the pool table has no ваlls.

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Legal Jargon!
Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lеsвiаn?
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

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Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lеsвiаn shoe?
A. They're called Dikes.
They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!

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How can you tell if your house was built by lеsвiаn carpenters?
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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What did the lеsвiаn vampire say to the other lеsвiаn vampire?
See ya next month.

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What do you call two lеsвiаns in a canoe?
Fur traders.

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What's the difference between a lеsвiаn finger-fuскing a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road?
One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...

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Why was the lеsвiаn sick?
She was lacking vitamin D.

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What did the lеsвiаn frog say to the other lеsвiаn frog?
"What d'ya know, we do taste like chicken."

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Q. What do you call two lеsвiаns with their period?
A. Finger painting.

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What do you call an open can of tuna in a lеsвiаns apartment?
Potpourri.

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How do lеsвiаns handle their liquor?
By the ears.
(Liск her)

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