Four people are in an airplane: the president, the smartest man in the world, an old man and a young girl. The plane catches on fire and there are only three parachutes.
The president gets one and says, My country needs me! and jumps.
The smartest man in the world grabs one and says, Well, the world needs me, since I'm so smart, and jumps.
One parachute left and the old man says, You take it, my life is almost over anyway.
The little girl says, No. We both can jump.
Confused, the man asks, How? The little girl says, The smartest man in the world took my backpack.
A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous woman eating at the next table.
He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of its socket towards the man. With lightning quick reflexes, he caught it in mid-air.
''Oh my gosh, I am so sorry,'' she said as she popped her eye back in the socket. ''Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you.''
They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together and afterwards the woman invited him back to her place for a drink. They went back to her house, and after some time, she took him into her bedroom and began undrеssing him. The couple had wild, passionate sеx many times during the night. The next morning when he awoke, she had already gotten up and brought him breakfast in bed.
The guy was amazed and said ''You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?''
''No, she replied. "You just happened to catch my eye!''