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Rodeo Style знаете три женщины обсуждают позы. одна говорит: - мне нравиться из советов сексолога. стиль "родео":. ставишь свою жену... „Секс Родео” е много трудно изпитание за мъже! Deux copains discutent sur les différentes façons de faire l'amour... Two rednecks were sitting in a bar discussing their favorite sex positions. One of them says Вуте и Нане са в кръчмата и са много пияни. Разговорът е за любими с*кс пози. Нане пита: Две проститутки си говорят за най-новите пози. Едната казва: Что такое секс-родео? Имеете вы девушку сзади и в разгар этого дела говорите ей Разговаривают подруги: 2 cowboys talking about sеx. Qu'est-ce qu'un rodéo sexuel ? Connaissez-vous la position dite "du rodéo" ? - pénétrer sa compagne en levrette - lui prendre les seins dans les mains - s'étonner : "Tiens ? Ils sont plus petits que ceux de ta sœur !" - rester en elle le plus longtemps possible ! Die Rodeo-Stellung: Der Mann nimmt sie von hinten und sagt dann: "Ich habe AIDS !". Dann muß er versuchen ¿Qué es un rodeo s€xual? Es cuando en posición "del perrito" tomas a tu mujer del pelo Die Rodeostellung: Gehe zu deiner Frau/Freundin und sage zu ihr Какво наричат в САЩ "Родео любов"? По време на секс наричаш партньорката си с различно име. След това трябва да се задържиш върху нея поне 8 секунди. Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position. One says Três amigos estavam reunidos tomando uma cervejinha. O papo se encaminhou para as melhores posições durante o ato sexual. Um deles disse: — Para mim a melhor é o 69! O outro disse: — Para mim é o... 2 cowboys praten over hun favoriete seksstandje "Ik doe 't liefst de rodeo positie Rodeo for damer: 1) Læg fyren på ryggen Come si fa il sesso ‘RODEO’? 1. Fai mettere la tua ragazza carponi 2. Ti avvicini da dietro Oletko harrastanut koskaan rodeoseksiä? kysyy kaveri toiseltaan. - Enpä ole koskaan kuullutkaan Tre amici parlano della posizione migliore nel sesso. La numero uno è il 69 Te Joe Mitä on rodeoseksi? - Köyritään vaimoa takaapäin Що таке секс-родео? Трахаєте ви дівчину ззаду і в розпал цієї справи кажете їй - Знаете ли што е родео секс? Одговор: - Тој лежи на грб
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1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possible know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express, written consent of The Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
16. If the Female has РМS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.
17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in воdily harm.
18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.
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There was an elderly couple that went to McDonald's.
They ordered one cheeseburger, one large fry, one large drink, and an extra large soda. When the old couple sat down, the man sitting next to them watched the old man cut the burger in half, taking half of the fries and giving his wife half, and pouring the soda in the extra cup he ordered. The man at the next table was confused, so he went over there and told the couple that if they couldn't afford a meal for each of them, he would be happy to pay for it. The old man shook his head and told him that there was no need because he and his wife had shared everything for the last 40 years. The man went back to his seat and then he saw the old man eating while the old woman just sat there doing nothing. He went over to them again and asked the old lady why she wasn't eating. She said, "Well, it's his turn to use the teeth."
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Ett äldre par går in på Burger King och delar noga en hamburgare med pommes frites på mitten. En lastbilschaufför tycker synd om dem och erbjuder sig att köpa en egen måltid åt damen. - Nej tack Ett äldre par går in på MacDonalds och köper en hamburgare att dela på. En lastbilschaufför som ser detta antar att de är fattiga och erbjuder dem att köpa en till damen också. - Nej tack
An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink.
The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts it in half. He places one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counts out the fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placing one pile in front of his wife. He takes a sip of the drink, his wife takes a sip and then sets the cup down between them. As he begins to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them keep looking over and whispering "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."
As the man begins to eat his fries a young man comes to the table. He politely offers to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man replies that they''re just fine - they''re just used to sharing everything.
The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn''t eaten a bite. She sits there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again the young man comes over and begs them to let him buy another meal for them.
This time the old woman says "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."
As the old man finishes and was wipes his face neatly with the napkin,
the young man again comes over to the little old lady who had yet to eat
a single bite of food and asks "May I ask what is it you are waiting for?"
The old woman answers... "THE TEETH."
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A man is away on business, at a convention for marvellous machines.
He found a long corridor lined with machines and decided to try a few. The first he came to was called ''The Wonder Cut''. He inserted his money and did as he was told to do by the instructions. He lay back in the chair and after a few minutes the machine stopped and he hopped out of the chair, with the best hair cut he had ever had. Further down the corridor he came to a machine that said, 'For the best shave every insert here'', so he inserted his money in and place his face in the slot. And sure enough his face had the best shave he had ever had. He walked on down the corridor until he came to the last machine. It said ''for the man who has been away from his wife for a long time and is in dire need.. The rest of the words were rubbed of but he got the general idea. He made sure no one was looking and inserted his money, undid his fly and placed his ''thing'' in the hole. The machine rumbled and after a few minutes of extreme pain he withdrew his thing from the hole with a new shiny button neatly sewed on the end.
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