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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her sтriр steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.

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Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.

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Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to liск other people's fingers.

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Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!

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Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-аss jeans.

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Yo' Mama is so old, she remembers the Grand Canyon as a ditch.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she got married for the rice.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, her wig has a chinstrap.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.

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Blonde: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.".
Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a cell phone?"
Blonde: "They're too expensive, so I did the next best thing: I put a mailbox in my car."
Psychiatrist: "And do you receive any letters?"
Blonde: "No, but I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."

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A man walked into a curio store and was shopping around. After awhile, he chose a brass rat and brought it up to the counter.
"That will be $10 for the brass rat and $1,000 for the story behind it," said the proprietor.
"Thanks, but I'll just pay the $10 and pass on the story." He purchased the brass rat and left the store. As he was walking down the street, he started noticing all sorts of rats following him. The further he walked, the more rats followed. He walked down to the wharf and still more rats came out and followed him. So, he decided to walk out into the water, all the rats drowned. He returned to the store shortly.
"Ah-ha!" said the proprietor. "You've come back for the story, right?"
"Nope," said the man. "You have any brass lawyers?"

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Q: Why was the dirтy old man fired from the poultry shop?
A: He couldn't keep his hands off the вrеаsтs and thighs.

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What Do You Call?
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats? A total waste of space!

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A cop pulls over a blonde for speeding and asks her for her license."You cops should get it together," she said. "One day you take away my license, and the next day you ask me to show it to you."

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