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Most Popular Jokes

What does the Secret Service say when Donald Trump gets shot at?
"Donald! Duck!"

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Duck jokes American Presidents Humor

I lose my White friends in the snow, I lose my Black friends at night, I lose my Asian friends in the sand, where do I lose my Arab friends?
In an explosion.

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Asian jokes

Black people are allowed to say the n-word while white people can't.
But white people can say things that black people can't. Like, "Thanks for the
Warning officer," and "Hi dad."

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Black People Jokes White people jokes

I gave my friend an elephant for his room.
He told me "thank you."
I said "don't mention it."

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Elephant jokes

When I die I'm going to donate my body to science.
That's the only way I'll ever get into medical school.

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Science jokes School Jokes

Someone keyed the music teacher’s car
Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor

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School Jokes Music and Musician Jokes

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?
Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

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Asian jokes

Apparently as a 4-year old, Нiтlеr was saved from drowning in the river Inn by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.

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Hitler Jokes Priest Jokes

I asked my math teacher why 6 was afraid of 7.
She replied, “Approximately 0.3583679495453”.
I stared at her, confused. Seeing my confusion, she added, “You know, cos (789)”

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School Jokes Math Jokes

What do you call a соw with no legs?
My severely diabetic sister.

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Cow jokes

I have the memory of an elephant.
I remember one time I went to the zoo and saw an elephant.

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Elephant jokes

I just read somewhere that capitalization is the difference between "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse" and "i helped my uncle jack off a horse".
Well that's embarrassing. Now everyone thinks my uncle's name is Jack.

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Horse jokes

My company got bought out by a Madrid based firm today. Everyone seemed surprised.
Nobody expects the Spanish Acquisition
Edit: expects*

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Spanish jokes

What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They're huge metal fans

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Music and Musician Jokes

My Asian roommate says I have schizophrenia.
Jokes on him, I don't have a roommate.

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Asian jokes

What's Adolf Нiтlеr's favourite computer game?
Mein Kraft.

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Hitler Jokes

I don't mind the Chinese students in my Math class being really good at the subject
But I must say, it's pretty cocky of them to do the problems with their eyes closed.

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Math Jokes School Jokes

What does the narcissistic соw say?
"Meeeeee!"
I wrote this.
I'm now a comedy writer.
You are welcome.

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Cow jokes

What do you call a group of confused Spanish speaking racists?
The ¿Qué Qué Qué?

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Spanish jokes

Science built skyscrapers and airplanes
But only religion can bring the two together.

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Science jokes Aviation Jokes