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Most Popular Jokes

I was holding a door open for this asian guy and he said "sank you".
I punched him square in the jaw, how dare he bring up pearl harbour like that.

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Asian jokes

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Нiтlеr?
Hitler had supporters.

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Hitler Jokes

Canadian joke my dad used to tell me, wanted to see if it translates well...
Phillip: What did the Spanish priest say to the Iranian gynecologist?
Terrance: I don't know Phillip
Phillip: *Farts*

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Spanish jokes Canadian jokes Gynecology Jokes Priest Jokes

My joke was removed for comparing Trump to Hitler
Apparently it's against the rules to make personal attacks on someone even after they've been dead for over 70 years.

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Hitler Jokes American Presidents Humor

Did you hear about the vegan transgender?
He was a herbefore.

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Vegan and Vegetarian Jokes

My favourite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

My friend is making a lot of easy money by selling pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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Fishing Jokes

An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfitter walk into a bar...
I only know because they told everyone within two minutes.

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Vegan and Vegetarian Jokes

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?
Skinning the vegan.

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Vegan and Vegetarian Jokes

I was about to smoke wееd with a couple cute Mexican girls...
I asked them if they had papers. They immediately ran off.

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Mexican jokes

Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.

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Military Jokes

Since We're Doing Pirate Jokes. What Does Every Pirate Hate?
A small chest with no воотy.

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Sailor Jokes Pirate Jokes

I heard 8/10 Americans are bad at math...
Glad to know I'm in the other 2%.

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Math Jokes American Jokes

My boss said my math skills are average.
That's just mean.

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Math Jokes Boss Jokes

I went to the library and asked for a book on Pavlov's dog and Shrodinger's Cat
The librarian said "That rings a веll but I don't know if it's here or not."

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Cat jokes Dog jokes

I know sex, how to sex, kеер а sex, dumb ass sex, like уои sex, busy for sex, 15 seconds sex.
Read again without sex!

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Sex Jokes

Why is Trump so keen to build a wall to keep out Mexican rapists?
He's afraid of the competition.

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Mexican jokes American Presidents Humor

A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read “Hey im sorry i had to tell you like this but i have been doing your wife for months now” The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying “Sorry meant using your wifi”

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Marriage and Family Jokes Military Jokes

What a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

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Sailor Jokes Pirate Jokes

My girlfriend isn’t talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday.
I’m not sure how I did that – I didn’t even know it was her birthday…

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Birthday Jokes