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Помолих стюардесата да ме премести на друго място, защото до мен седеше плачещо дете. Попросила стюардессу пересадить меня на другое место, потому что рядом сидел плачущий ребенок.
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Мъж и жена гледат психологично предаване. Мъж и жена си пийват ракийката и си приказват. Мъжът пита: A man comes home and tells his wife to tell him something that is going to laugh and cry. Le dice un hombre a su mujer: -Te apuesto 50 euros a que no eres capaz de decirme algo que sea capaz de alegrarme y entristecerme a la vez. A lo que ella responde: -De tu grupo de amigos, el que la... Муж: Может ли человек одновременно быть счастливым и грустным? Sagt der Ehemann zu seiner Frau: Ein Mann sagt zu seiner Frau: Die Frau kommt spät nach Hause, ihr Mann sieht sich gerade eine Quizsendung im TV an. Un homme dit à sa femme:  - Dis moi quelque chose qui me fasse à la fois plaisir et qui m'énerve.  La femme réfléchit et dit:  - De tous tes potes c'est toi qui a la plus grosse. Чоловік розмовляє з дружиною: — Б'юся об заклад, ти не зможеш мені сказати в одному реченні таке, щоб одночасно мене порадувати і роздосадувати! — В тебе найбільший член з усіх твоїх друзів! Mies ja vaimo istuivat katsomassa TV-ohjelmaa, joka käsitteli psykologiaa ja sekoitettuja tunteita, kuten olla samanaikaisesti onnellinen ja surullinen. Mies kääntyi vaimon puoleen ja sanoi:...
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A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.
So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman seated over there' ..... and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.
She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants'.
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return.
He folded his note, handed it to the waiter and asked him to deliver it to the lady.
It read:
'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be. I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages. I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami, and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana. And there is over twenty million dollars in my bank accounts and portfolio.
But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the wine back.'
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