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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.

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A student to his teacher:
"I haven't got no pencil."
Teacher, correcting him:
"You don't have any pencil.
He doesn't have any pencils.
We don't have any pencils."
Student, with a look of astonishment:
"Where have all the pencils gone?"

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School Jokes Student jokes

Why is Cinderella such a bad football player?
Because she has a pumpkin for a coach and she ran away from the ball.

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Sports Jokes

Pappu:My internet is not working properly.. O
Officer:Ok, Double click on “My computer”
Pappu:I can’t see ur computer..
Officer:No no.. click on “My computer” on ur computer..
Pappu:How can I click on ur computer from my computer?..
Officer:listen.. There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on ur computer.. Ok. double click on it..
Pappu:what the hеll, what is your computer doing on my computer..???
Officerouble click on ur computer..
Pappu:On which Icon i’ve to click..
Officer:
“My Computer”..
Pappu:…Oh u Idiот…… Tell me where is ur office…I’ll come there and click on ur “Computer.

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What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?
A cancelled Czech!

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Gross Jokes

And where was the location of the accident?
Approximately milepost 499.
And where is milepost 499?
Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

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Car and driving jokes Police Officer Jokes

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is."
"Of course I do," he irritatingly answered, going out the door to the office.
At 11 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a bouquet of red roses.
At 2 PM, a two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived.
Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.
The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.
"First the flowers, then the chocolates, and then the dress!" she exclaimed.
"I've never had a more wonderful ‘Independence day' in all my life!"

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A drunк staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He goes over to the first priest and says,
"Dude, I'm Jesus Сhrisт!" And the priest says,
"No son, you're not." So the drunк goes over to the second priest and says,
"Man, I'm Jesus Сhrisт!" Then the priest says,
"No son, you're not." Finally, the drunк had enough and said,
"Here, I'll prove it." He walks back into the bar with both priests and the bartender looks up and sees the drunк and says,
"Jesus Сhrisт, you're back AGAIN?"

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A man, a woman, and a great survivor are trapped on an island.
The survivor finds a bunch of coconuts.
The man thinks to himself, "What if there are other people on the island? Then we won't be stranded!"
He throws coconuts at nearby ships, and the island was populated.
Everybody looks at him cross.
Then they kick him off the island.

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Did you know if you look in the mirror it's the biggest joke ever.

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Novak Djokovic becomes the first professional athlete in history to be banned from а major sporting competition for not taking drugs.

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Bank machines charge you $1.99 to get your own cash, but tell you to cover your pin so nobody robs you, talk about double fuскin standards

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Banker Jokes

The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Ваng.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply suскs all the life out of the ocean to breath.

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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.

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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.

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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.

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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.

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