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What's the only animal that has to be oiled?
A mouse. Why? 'Cause it squeaks!

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Q: How do you talk to a fish?
A: You drop him a line.

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What do you call a monket...
What do you call a monkey lost in a desert?
Scewed

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How Do You Catch?
How do you catch a unique animal?
You 'neak up on it.

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Why do moths fly with their legs open?
Cause they've got huge mothballs!

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What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten?
An old cat scratches and bites but a little рussy never hurt anybody!

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A boy asks his mother for breakfast. She says, "Not until you feed the animals."
The boy goes outside and says to the chicken, "I don't feel like feeding you today." So he kicks the chicken. He does the same with the соw and the pig. The boy goes back into the house and tells his mother that he's hungry. His mother says, "I saw you kick the chicken, so you're not getting any eggs, I saw you kick the соw, so you're not getting any milk, and I saw kick the pig, so you're not getting any bacon."
Just then the boy's father walks down the steps, trips and kicks the cat. The boy says, "Mom, should I tell him?"

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What animal should you never play cards with?
What animal should you never play cards with? A cheetah!

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I was walking home when I noticed a couple of robins laying down in the sun.
I let my talking cats out and the kitten said to her mom, ''I'm hungry!''
So the mother cat said, ''What would you like?'' The kitten replied, ''I don't know!''
Then the mother cat looked at the robins and said, ''How about some basking robins?''

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Q: Why did the duck travel to a dangerous neighborhood?
A: He wanted to buy some quack.

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Where do you get Virgin Wool?
From an ugly sheep!

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Q: What did the doe say when she came running out of the woods?
A: "I'll never do that for two bucks again."

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Q: What's a wok?
A: Something you throw at a wabbit.

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Q: What is a fly without wings?
A: A walk.

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Who is Marylou?!?
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head.
"I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name 'Marylou' written on it," she said, furious. "You had better have an explanation."
"Calm down, honey," the man replied. "Remember last week when I was at the dog track? That was the name of the dog I bet on."'
The next morning, his wife snuck up on him and smacked him again.
"What was that for?" he complained.
"Your dog called last night."

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Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: An embarassed zebra!

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Which Way?
Q: There is a house. The front is facing south and the back is facing north. The right side is facing west and the left side is facing east. If a rooster lays an egg on top of the house which way will it roll?
A: No direction: roosters don't lay eggs.

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Where's Ice Cube, Eve, and Cedric?
Q: Where did the sheep get its haircut?
A: The ba-ba shop

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When Beasts Speak!
What did the cat say to the mouse?
"The human telling this joke is attempting to anthropomorphise us!"

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A fly flies back and forth over a river repeatedly, dropping five inches each time. A fish sees it and decides it will jump and catch it when it drops.
A bear sees the fish and decides it will get the fish when it jumps.
A hunter with a cheese sandwich in his pocket sees the bear and waits for it to go for the fish to shoot it.
A mouse sees the cheese sandwich and decides to wait for the hunter to shoot so that the sandwich will fall and he can get it.
A cat sees the mouse and decides to wait for it to go for the sandwich to jump and catch it.
So, the fly drops, the fish jumps, the bear goes for it, the hunter shoots, the sandwich falls, the mouse goes for it, and the cat jumps, but he misses and goes into the water.
The moral of the story: when the fly drops five inches, the рussy gets wet.

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