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An exhausted hunter out in the woods stumbled across another hunter.
Hunter 1: "Am I glad to see you, I've been lost for three days."
Hunter 2: "Don't get too excited, friend, I've been lost for three weeks."

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Men jokes Hunting Jokes Friendship Jokes

Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.

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Food Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Q: Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?
A: Because he rode the range.

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Cowboys and Indians Jokes

There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.

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‘If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?’ Steven Wright

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Money jokes Funny Quotes

A Pontiac takes examinations for the driver’s licence for the fourth year in a row.
The examiner asks him "So, you’re running on the street. You have a mountain on your right and there’s a cliff on your left. There are two women in your way; the one young and the other an old woman. Which one are you going to hit?"
"Of course the old woman!"
The examinet frustrated "I told you last year! You hit the brakes!"

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How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider

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Computer Jokes Programmer Jokes

A blonde has been working in a broom factory since childhood, despite the state's strict anti-child labor laws, and has always been a good worker. But one day, she storms into her boss' office.
"I quit! That's it, I'm not working here anymore!"
"Why?" asks the boss. "What's the problem?"
"I've been working here for so long that I've grown the broom bristles between my legs. I can't take it anymore."
"Listen," the boss says. "That's perfectly normal. Look, I have those too."
"Oh, my God!" she exclaims.
"It's worse than I thought! You've also grown a broom handle!"

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A guy rings his boss and says "I can't come to work today"
The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my eyes."
"What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss.
"I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead..."

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After spending 20 minutes trying to get my wife's вrа off, I decided to give up,
I wish I'd never put it on now.

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Marriage and Family Jokes Men jokes

What is a cursor?
Someone having computer problems.

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Computer Jokes Programmer Jokes

Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".

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Marriage and Family Jokes Dirty jokes Sex Jokes Funeral jokes

I knew I was gonna get along with my mother's boyfriend just fine.
Cause when we met, I said to him "Hi Mr. Bob, How are you doing?"
He said: "Oh you don't have to Mr. Bob me, just call me мотhеrfuскеr".

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Dirty jokes

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on the front of his pants. The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel?"
The pirate says, "Arrrr! It drives me nuts!"

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Your mama so fат, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!

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Sports Jokes Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home very later every night.
So one night his wife decides to teach him a lesson.
She dresses up like Sатаn, and decides to hide in the dark, and scare him when he gets home.
The man comes home, and his wife jumps out and screams in his face.
He just looks at her and says, ”You don’t scare me I am married to your sister!”’

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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes Science jokes

I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you three times already.

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Life Jokes

Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your воотy is why God invented my ваlls!

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