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Кара един по магистралата 180 - 200 заедно с други "състезатели". По едно време го спира полицай, пише му акт, дава му за подпис и понечва да си тръгне, но мъжът го спира: - Полицай, знам, че...
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While two families were waiting in line to see the Washington Monument, their two 5-year-old boys were getting acquainted. Kaksi alle kouluikäistä poikaa, sattuivat keskustelemaan eläintarhassa eräänä päivänä. - Minun nimeni on Pekka. Mikä sinun nimesi on? kysyi ensimmäinen poika. - Tommi, vastasi toinen. - Minun isi... Deux enfants à l’école : - Moi mon père, il est comptable, et toi ? - Le mien est avocat. - Il est honnête ? - Non, seulement avocat.
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На прв поглед Flight Attendant Booty Call... First Sight Classic Booty Call... Sight Вярвате ли в любовта от пръв поглед Вы верите в любовь с первого взгляда, или мне пройти мимо Вас еще раз? Надпис на задното стъкло на кола: Geloof jij in liefde op het eerste gezicht of moet ik nog een keer langs lopen? Tror du på kærlighed ved første blik, eller skal jeg gå forbi et par gange?
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Жирафи Преди мнооого години един кон ядосал Чък Норис и отнесъл един десен ъперкът. Un jour, Chuck Norris a fait un uppercut à un cheval. Les descendants de cet animal s'appellent désormais les girafes. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes. Chuck Norris löi kerran hevosta leukaan. Tämän jälkeläiset tunnetaan kirahveina. Kiedyś Chuck kopnął niechcący konia w szyję... tak powstały żyrafy. Chuck Norris a lovit odata un cal in barba - descendentii acelui cal se numesc acum girafe. Μια φορά ο Τσακ Νόρις κλώτσησε ένα άλογο στο πηγούνι. Οι απόγονοι του είναι γνωστοί ως καμηλοπαρδάλεις.
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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
Ҭ"Of course child. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive woman’s electronic hair dryer for my Mother’s birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next!"
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