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Жирафи Преди мнооого години един кон ядосал Чък Норис и отнесъл един десен ъперкът. Un jour, Chuck Norris a fait un uppercut à un cheval. Les descendants de cet animal s'appellent désormais les girafes. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes. Chuck Norris löi kerran hevosta leukaan. Tämän jälkeläiset tunnetaan kirahveina. Kiedyś Chuck kopnął niechcący konia w szyję... tak powstały żyrafy. Chuck Norris a lovit odata un cal in barba - descendentii acelui cal se numesc acum girafe. Μια φορά ο Τσακ Νόρις κλώτσησε ένα άλογο στο πηγούνι. Οι απόγονοι του είναι γνωστοί ως καμηλοπαρδάλεις.
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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
Ҭ"Of course child. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive woman’s electronic hair dryer for my Mother’s birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next!"
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Varför är alla judiska män omskurna? För att judiska kvinnor inte tänker röra något som inte är minst 20% avdrag. Omskæring Hvorfor bliver jødiske mænd omskåret? – Fordi jødiske kvinder ikke vil røre noget med mindre der er trukket 20% fra Знаете ли защо евреите се обрязват? Защото еврейските жени няма да пипнат нищо, освен ако не е с 20% отстъпка.
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