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Three women are out clubbing and they spot a club that says, "Women Only."
Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The first floor has a sign on the door that reads, "All men here are short and plain."
The women laugh and continue up to the second floor.
The sign reads, "All men here are tall and plain."
Still this isn't good enough, and the women proceed to the third floor.
"All men here are short and handsome."
The women still want more and go to the fourth floor, where the sign reads, "All men here are tall and handsome."
This is perfect and the women are preparing to go in, when they realise that there is still one more floor.
They go up one floor and read the sign.
"There are no men here. This floor is built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
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Двама мъже играят голф. Двама мъже вървят по улицата. Пред тях вървят две жени. Единият казва: Отишли двама приятели на бар. Пред тях стояли две жени. Единият казал: Жената и љубовницата заедно во бар Dos amigos van por la calle, cuando de repente uno de ellos se para y exclama: Por la calle van dos amigos, en eso uno le dice al otro: -Maldición! Mi esposa y mi amante vienen juntas charlando y se acercan! Su amigo lo mira sorprendido y le dice: -Pues fíjate que yo iba a decir lo mismo! познакомились на банкете двое хорошо подвыпивших "новых русских",... Deux vieilles amies blondes, prennent un verre au bar. La premiere dit: - Tu vois les deux mecs qui discutent la-bas, eh bien celui de droite c'est mon mari, et celui de gauche man amant! L'autre lui repond: - Oh! Comme c'est rigolo, moi c'est le contraire! Deux gars discutent : - "Tu vois ces deux blondes, bien, une c'est ma femme et l'autre c'est ma maîtresse." L'autre gars le regarde et dit : - "Ah, toi aussi !". Due signore in giro per la città. La prima: "Oh, guarda! Mio marito insieme al mio amante!" La seconda: "Strano, stavo per dire la stessa cosa"
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