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Αντρες-Γουρούνια Was ist der Unterschied zwischen Männern und Schweinen? Schweine verwandeln sich nicht in Männer, wenn sie betrunken sind... Каква е разликата между прасето и мъжа? Прасето като се напие не се превръща в мъж Quelle est la différence entre les hommes et les cochons ? Les cochons ne se transforment pas en homme quand ils ont bu. Hvad er forskellen på mænd og svin? – Svin bliver ikke til mænd selvom de bliver fulde. Каква е разликата между мъжете и свинете? Свинете не се превръщат в мъже, дори и да се напият. – Hva er forskjellen på svin og menn? – Svin blir ikke menn når de blir fulle. Qual a diferença entre homens e porcos? Porcos não viram homens quando bebem ... Vad är det för skillnad mellan män och svin? - Svin blir inte män när de blir fulla. Во што е разликата помеѓу свиња и маж? Свињата не се претвора во маж кога ќе се напие.
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One day there were two men.
One was driving a Mercedes Benz and the other was riding a horse, both waiting at the traffic light.
The man in the Benz looked at the horse and noticed something different, that horse was not a normal horse.
It was an electric horse and has 3 buttons in it if you press one button it moves forward, if you press the second button it moves faster and if you press the last button it will stop.
The guy in the Benz was really impressed, so he asked the guy riding the horse if he wanted to trade the horse for the Benz, so he agreed.
They did the trade and the guy riding the horse drove the Benz and went on his way but the other guy was still stuck in the traffic light trying to get the horse to move.
He tried all the buttons but the horse does not seem to be moving so he called the horse owner and asked him if he can come back to show him how to move the horse.
So the guy came back, he pressed all the buttons again but the horse still doesn't move.
He noticed the horse's реnis was up so he tells the other guy: "Ohh you forgot to release the handbrake!"
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A young couple were on their honeymoon.
The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife that I've got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink?
I've managed to keep it from her while we were dating, but she's bound to find out sooner or later that my feet stink.
Now how do I tell her?"
Meanwhile, the wife was sitting in the bed saying to herself, "Now how do I tell my husband that I've got really bad breath?
I've been very lucky to keep it from him while we were courting, but as soon as he's lived with me for a week, he's bound to find out. Now how do I tell him gently?"
The husband finally plucks up enough courage to tell his wife and so he walks into the bedroom.
He walks over to the bed, climbs over to his wife, puts his arm around her neck, moves his face very close to hers and says, "Darling, I've a confession to make."
And she says, "So have I, honey."
To which he replies, "Don't tell me, you've eaten my socks."
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