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A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sеx. Can you explain it to me first?"
"Okay, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is put the prisoner in the prison." And they made love for the first time and the husband was smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles and says, "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time, the bride says, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The husband rises to the occasion and they made love again. The bride again says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again," to which the husband yelled, "Hey, it's not a life sentence!!!"
Булката казва на младоженеца: Some newly-weds arrive to the hotel and the girl very afraid tells her husband: "Honey, I don't know nothing of this, can you help me, please?" I will Honey, starting from this instant, we will call your thing the prison and my thing will we call the prisoner, so... we will put the prisoner in...
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Защо жената никога не предлагат брак? Причината, поради която жените никога няма да са тези, които предлагат на колене... клекне ли тя, мъжът почва да си разкопчава ципа. "Без бекон и яйца" - Киро, 50 годишен, поръчва жена в Тайланд "Bitte ohne Speck und Eier." - Willi, 62, bestellt seine Frau aus Thailand Warum werden Frau nie den Heiratsantrag machen? Sobald Sie sich hinknien würde, würde er direkt seine Hose öffnen. Warum machen Frauen Männern keinen Heiratsantrag? Wenn sich die Frauen hinknien ziehen die Männer direkt ihre Hose runter
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