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So when a king farts, does that make it a noble gas?

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Telling chemistry jokes is only for the brave. Often, you get no reaction.

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Everybody knows H2O is the formula for water. But what about ice? H2O2!

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Photons have a big advantage at airport check-ins. They are travelling light.

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I went to the crappest party of my life yesterday. It was deathly dull and should have been called an Ode to Bohrium.

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A new element was found and added to the periodic table recently. It is called Unobtanium and is naturally found in small, flexible green and white rectangles called bills.

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What is a chemist’s solution to times of hunger? Titrations.

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What is an acid with a serious attitude problem?
A-mean-oh-acid

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Have you got a problem? Call in a chemist. They can always come up with a good solution.

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Because of its high reactivity, the slogan “If you can’t join ‘em, barium” was suggested.

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What’s so great about ammonia? Personally, I find it pretty base.

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What did water say to sodium? I think you’re overreacting.

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What is a cation? A very positive kitten.

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Landlady: There was a chemist living here before you, Mr. Denny, a very nice man.
Potential tenant: Really? Well I guess those black, green and red stains all over the walls must be from the chemicals in his experiments, right?
Landlady: Partly. The red ones are Mr. Denny.

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Is Schrödinger’s cat still alive? Well, to put it shortly, no. The longer answer would be yes.

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A noble gas walks nакеd into an office. She gets no reaction.

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Why did the chemist have a problem getting a boyfriend? She had no acetol.

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A word of warning about a lethal substance that is still shockingly widely available – the dihydrogen monoxide. It has caused the death of countless people, it is highly addictive and every single attempt to withdraw from using it results inevitably in very grim death, it forms a greater part of polluted rivers and oceans and there are no attempts made on part of the government to even regulate it, let alone ban it fully. Please write to your local MP on this subject and demand a solution!

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