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What mental disorder plagues the gas chromatograph? Separation anxiety. It got so bad, he just sits, stares and hums „breaking up is hard to do.“

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Which element is the coldest?
Brrryllium

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Why are so many chemists addicted to alcohol? Because they are sure alcohol is a solution.

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Chemists make really bad DJs. They take extra care not to drop the base.

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After I fell off the bike, my mom covered me with potassium permanganate.
I felt violated.

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Why did the Ministry of Defense order large amounts of acid? The army planned an operation to neutralize an enemy base.

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What is the difference between organic chemistry and zoology? Organic chemists study organic compounds. Zoologists study organic compounds that run around.

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Eight sodium atoms entered the bar, one after the other. It was clear that Batman would soon follow.

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A chemist came in a bar and ordered H2O. His chemist friend said he'd like H2O too. It was pretty messy. Then he died.
(For the non-chemist - H2O2 - hydrogen peroxide - is in its pure form not good for human health - not at all.)

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So oxygen and potassium went on a date together. It was very much OK.

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An American and a British chemist meet at a conference. “So what do you do?” asks the British chemist. “I work with arsoles,” replied the American. “Oh I feel you,” nods solemnly the British one, “my colleagues рiss me off too.”

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It is a little known fact that you can lower your body temperature down to -273 °C and be perfectly 0K.

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Rule number two of chemistry: Although chemistry is a lot like cooking, You. Never. Liск. The. Spoon.

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Rule number one of chemistry: Never trust atoms. The little beasts make up everything!

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The cool guys drop the base. The adventurous guys drop acid into water.

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Helium walks into a bar fight. Argon hits him with a bar stool. Helium doesn’t react.

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Old chemists don’t die, they just become inorganic chemists.

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How can you tell that hydrogen’s been romping with oxygen?
There’s a puddle of water on the floor.

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