Newest jokes

Hey, did you just throw sodium chloride at my head?!
That’s a salt!

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Chemistry Jokes

Element 1: Oh no! I’ve lost my electron!
Element 2: Oh no! Are you positive?

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Chemistry Jokes

Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium went on a date? I mean… ОМG!

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Chemistry Jokes

Chemists are сrар as аssаulт soldiers. They don’t have the element of surprise.

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Chemistry Jokes

Two blind people are walking, one of them with a
Twenty-meter white cane and nudges the other, "So, I got myself
This really sweet binoculars!"

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An accused cannibal is trying to defend himself at
Court:
"Your Honor, if it really is as they say, You are what you
Eat, then I must insist I am a perfectly innocent victim here!"

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Super Funny Geek Jokes

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Proper spelling and grammar is very important and for
Instance a coma can totally change the meaning of a statement.
Here's an example:
"Travis is in a rush."
"Travis is in a coma."

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"I just don't understand how somebody
Could guess my PIN number!"
"What was your PIN?"
The date the emperor Aizong of the Jin dynasty committed suicide,
Bringing about the end of the Jin Dynasty."
"Wow, that sounds obscure enough, when was that?"
"In 1234."

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A distrainor rings the doorbell.
A voice comes from behind the door, "We're not home."
Distrainor:
"Correct, not anymore you aren't."

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dermatovenerologist.
Dermatovenerologist who?
You might want to take this talk somewhere a bit more private.

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They say that a PC user keeps a screwdriver and
Pliers next to his keyboard, while a Mac user keeps a glass of wine.
That actually makes sense because when your Mac malfunctions, all you
Can do is just get drunк.

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What was written on the tombstone of a computer nerd?
Offline since 2020.

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Nerdy Jokes

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What is the difference between an IT guy and a
Regular guy?
A regular guy thinks a kilobyte has 1000 bites. An IT guy thinks a
Kilometer has 1024 meters.

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I've been a naughty girl... I think I
Deserve punishment..." she said suggestively, biting her lip.
"As you say," said he and installed Windows Vista on her
Laptop.

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Christmas at the Schrödingers' was a rather
Awkward affair. Even days after Christmas, boxes were lying under the
Christmas tree that nobody dared open.

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God is dead. (Friedrich Nietzsche, 1882)
Nietzsche is dead. (God, 1900)

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