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Снууп Дог пита баба си: LSD Εγγονός-Γιαγιά - Татко, загубих си хапчетата! Иванчо към баба си: - Abuelo has visto los tripis que habían encima de la mesa? - Abuelo, ¿viste mis drogas en la mesa? - No, pero vi unos dragones en la cocina. Boy asks his Gran nervously, "have you seen my pills ... they were labeled LSD ?" Gran replies "fuck your pills ! Have you seen the dragon in the kitchen ?!" El nieto que le dice a la abuela: Abuelita, abuelita, ¿has visto por casualidad unas pastillitas? Dice la abuela: No, pero acabo de ver unos dragoncitos... - Babciu, widziałaś może tabletki z napisem - LSD? - A widziałeś smoka w kuchni? Unoka kérdezi: - Nagyi, nem láttad a tablettáimat? Az volt ráírva, hogy Extasy. - Francba a tablettáiddal! Láttad azt a zöld sárkányt a konyhában?! Anūkas klausia močiutės: - Močiute, nematei mano LSD tablečių? Močiutė: - Velniop tas tabletes, ar matei drakoną virtuvėj?! „Dědo, neviděl si ty pilulky co jsem měl na lince? Bylo na nich napsáno LSD.” „Ser na pilulky vole, viděl si toho draka v kuchyni ?!?!” "Ahoj, neviděl jsi moje prášky?" - "A jak vypadaly?" "Bylo na nich napsáno LSD." - "Ne neviděl, ale v kuchyni je drak." Dēls jautā: Vecmāmiņ vai neesi redzējusi tabletes ar uzrakstu LSD? Vecmāmiņa : da piekāst tās tabletes, vai tu redzēji to pūķi virtuvē?!
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The minister of a city church enjoyed a drink now and then, but his passion was for peach brandy.
One of his congregants would make him a bottle each Christmas.
One year, when the minister went to visit his friend, hoping for his usual Christmas present, he was not disappointed, but his friend told him that he had to thank him for the peach brandy from the pulpit the next Sunday.
In his haste to get the bottle, the minister hurriedly agreed and left.
So the next Sunday the minister suddenly remembered that he had to make a public announcement that he was being supplied alcohol from a member of the church.
That morning, his friend sat in the church with a grin on his face, waiting to see the minister's embarrassment.
The minister climbed into the pulpit and said, "Before we begin, I have an announcement.
I would very much like to thank my friend, Joe, for his kind gift of peaches ... and for the spirit in which they were given!"
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