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A couple was having an argument, and the man was losing badly.
After 5 minutes the woman won the argument proving the man to be sтuрid, the man sadly says
"If my proof falls then I rome through the halls."
Then the woman leaves for 10 minutes and comes back starts giving him a вlоwjов.
The man is confused and says "what are you doing?"
She said "If I prove you dumb I give ya some."
The man continues to lose a argument knowing he will get a вlоwjов after 10 minutes, and he did.
Years later they have a kid but none of them want him so they have an argument of who takes care of it and the other leaves for good.
The man without a thought loses the argument the get another вlоwjов, but after the argument the woman starts rapping
"Yo yo guess who's the kid, not me so suск yourself вiтсh."
Before she leaves the he says "what about the вlоwjов?"
She says ask my twin sister that has hеrреs cause she did it the whole time.
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