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Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: He saw some dog food.

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Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers?
A: They have two left feet.

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Q: What do you call a chicken who crosses the road, rolls in dirt and comes back?
A: A dirтy double-crosser.

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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off.

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Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: Do-you-think-he-saur-us.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a bear with a deer?
A: Вееr.

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Q: Why do farmers put bells on cows?
A: Their horns don't work.

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Q: What do you call a соw who's had an abortion?
A: De-calf-i-nated.

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Q: Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?
A: Because he was рissеd off!

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra?
Spot

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Q: How does a blonde try to кill a worm?
A: Bury it alive!

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How does a blonde try to кill a fish?
She drowns it!!

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Q: Why did the monkey cross the road?
A: So he could get spanked.

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Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side - er, no - to go shopping - no, not that either - dамn it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why did she go to the other side? To go to the bar.
Why did she go to the bar? To go to the toilet.
Why did she go to the toilet? Because that's where all the соскs hang out.

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A cowboy was riding through an old abandoned canyon trail when he was captured by a group of ruthless banditos intent on killing him. In their drunkenness, they decided to go easy on him and grant him three requests.
For his first, he asked for his horse. He whispered something to his horse, who then rode off and returned with a beautiful woman. The cowboy spent the night with the woman.
The same thing happened the second day. But when the horse returned on the third day with another woman, the cowboy lost his temper and yelled "You sтuрid horse! I said 'posse!'"

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To have hot sеx with the perverted farmer.

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Q: If a cowboy rides into town on Friday, and three days later, he leaves on Friday, how does he do it?
A: The horse's name is Friday.

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Q: Why do rednecks' dogs have flat noses?
A: From chasing parked cars...

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An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.
The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail. The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk and aimed toward the swinging doors of the saloon.
"Hold on there, Mister," said the sheriff. "Did I just see what I think I saw?"
"Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips."
"And that cures them?" the Sheriff asked.
"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' 'em."

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