Blonde Jokes - Page 16

She is so blonde, she thinks a thesaurus is a dinosaur.

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She is so blonde, she studied for a blood test.

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Q: Why did the blonde take more than one pregnancy test?
A: Because she slept with more than one guy.

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A blonde calls a pharmacy to ask if she needs an infant scale to weigh a baby.
The clerk explains that many mothers figure out an infant's weight by weighing themselves while holding the baby on an adult scale and then subtracting their own weight. "Oh, that won't work," replies the blonde. "I'm not the mother - I'm the aunt."

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"Some plants," said the teacher, "have the prefix 'dog'. For instance, there is the dogrose, the dogwood, the dogviolet. Now name another plant prefixed by 'dog'."
"I can," shouted a blonde. "Collieflower!"

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A man comes home from work early to find his blonde wife in bed with three men.
Completely shocked, he shouts, "Hello, Hello, Hello!"
The blonde whines, "What? No hello for me?"

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Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She fell in the sink.

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How do you stop a blonde tank?
Shoot the people pushing it!

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Q: Why doesn't a blonde talk during sеx?
A: Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers.

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A blonde biology student conducts an experiment on grasshoppers.
She pulls off one of its legs at a time and yells, "Hop." The grasshopper hops each time until all of its legs are gone.
The blonde concludes: when all the legs of a grasshopper are removed, it becomes deaf.

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She is so blonde, she thinks that Taco Веll is the Mexican phone company.

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A blonde is driving her new sports car and cuts out in front of a semi, almost causing it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over.
The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees that she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing.
He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around, and she's laughing so hard that she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?"
She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who died while drinking milk?
A: The соw fell on her.

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Two cowboys lean against the rail at their favorite bar and rate women as they go by.
A beautiful brunette passes. The first cowboy says, "I'll give her a 3." The other cowboy nods.
Next, a hot redhead walks by. The second cowboy looks her up and down and says to the first cowboy, "Well, I think that one must be a 4." The first cowboy nods.
Finally, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde approaches. The cowboys straighten up and tip their hats back a little for a better look. The first cowboy smiles real wide and says, "Dамn! That one has GOT to be a 6." The second cowboy nods.
Overhearing this, the woman turns around sharply and looks the first cowboy in the eye, "I'll have you know, I've been rated far higher than that by far better men than YOU."
And the second cowboy says, "But, ma'am, you don't understand - we use a different kind a rating system. We use the equestrian method."
Taken aback, she asks, "What the hеll is the equestrian method?"
The first cowboy smiles and says slowly, "Well ma'am, that's how many Clydesdales it would take to pull you off my face."

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all enter a swim meet.
The gun goes off, and the brunette quickly captures first, with the redhead coming in second. An hour later, the blonde emerges from the pool and complains to the judges that while she was doing the вrеаsт sтrоке, the others were using their arms.

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Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet'N Low?
A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

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Q: Why did the blonde think it was Sunday?
A: Because the sun was out.

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Did you hear about the blonde who tried to кill herself?
She jumped out a basement window!

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One day a blonde finds out from her friend that her boyfriend is cheating on her. So one day she goes out to the mall and buys a gun. After that she goes to her boyfriend's house. She busts down the door and points the gun at her head.
"What are you doing?'' says her boyfriend.
"Shut up! You're next!"

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Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A: Knock on the door.

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