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Q: What happens after you find out that a blonde passed a test?
A: You wake up.
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Q: Why did the blonde sell her television?
A: To buy a VCR.
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead team were sent out to install telephone poles for the Telephone Company.
After the first day, the brunette team had installed 30 poles, the redhead team had installed 37 poles, and the blonde team had installed 7. The contractor was outraged with the blonde team and demanded to know why they had done so few.
"Hey, we saw what the other teams were doing. Their's were still sticking out of the ground."
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A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. "That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk.
"What are the eight cents for?" asks the blonde. "It says one dollar right here on the packaging."
"Tax," replies the clerk.
"Gee," says the blonde, "I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put."
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Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.
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This Farm Boy Goes Into a Whоrеhоusе...
A farm boy who had just finished his schooling on the farm, was sent by his Ma and Pa to the big city to go to college. The first thing the boy does when he gets to town, is go to find a whоrеhоusе. He goes inside to talk to the madam about getting a girl. She leads him upstairs, opens the door to a room and tells him to sit and wait for the girl to arrive.
After several minutes of anxious waiting, a young, blonde рrоsтiтuте comes in. The boy is beside himself, and he leaps up from the bed, grabs the television, and throws it out the window. The girl thinks this is odd behavior, but she shrugs it off, and begins to undress. As she strips, the farmboy runs over, grabs the night stand and throws it out the window. Again the girl thinks this is odd, but being an experienced hоокеr, she figures it's a fetish and continues disrobing. The girl removes her раnтiеs, and with that, the farm boy grabs the entire bed and starts lugging it toward the window.
The girl, figuring this is one even she hasn't heard of, finally asks, "What the hеll are you doing?"
The farm boy replies, "Ah ain't never been with no woman before but, if it's anythin' like fuскin' sheep, we gonna need all the room we can giт."
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A Brunette a red head and a blonde were in ...
A brunette, a red-head and a blonde were in jail when they decided to break out. The girls broke out and the brunette said, "Let's hide in that barn, they'll never find us."
So they climed up the ladder and then the blonde threw it down.
The next morning, the cops said, "Come out with your hands in the air!"
The red-head said, "Hide in those baskets, they'll never find us!" So the Brunette got in the first one, the red-head got in the second one and the blonde got in the third one. Meanwhile, the cops were getting a ladder set up and trying to get up there. Once they got up, the seargent ordered them to kick the baskets.
So the cop kicked the first one: "RUFF."
"It's just a dамn dog!" yelled the cop.
The cop kicked the next one: "MEOW."
"It's just a dамn cat," yelled the cop.
The cop kicked the next basket and the blonde yelled, "POTATOES!"
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How many rednecks, does it take to sсrеw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to hold the bulb, and two to turn the ladder.
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Study of paintings Bacteria: Backdoor to cafeteria Barium: What to do when treatment fails Воwеl: Letter like A E I O or U Ceasarean Section: District in Rome Cat Scan: Searching for Kitty Cauterize: Made eye contact with her Coma: Punctuation Mark Congenital: Friendly D & C: Where Washington is Dilate: To live long Enema: Not a friend Fester: Quicker Genital: Non-Jewish Hang Nail: Coat Hook Impotent: Distinguished, well known Labor pain: Hurt at work Morbid: Higher offer Nitrate: Cheeper than day Node: Was aware of Outpatient: Person fainted Post op: Letter Carrier Recovery Room: Place to apholster Rестuм: Dang near Killed Him Rheumatic: Amorous Secretion: Hiding something Tablet: Small table Terminal Illness: Sick at Airport Tibia: Country in North Africa Tumor: More than One Urinе: Opposite of 'you're out' Varicose: Nearby Vein: Conceited
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Q: A smart blonde, a sтuрid blonde and Santa Claus play poker. Who wins?
A: The sтuрid blonde - the other two don't exist.
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Έξυπνη ξανθιά Τι κοινό έχει... Είναι μια ξανθιά, μια έξυπνη ξανθιά και ο άγιος Βασίλης πάνω σε έναν ουρανοξύστη ποιος θα σκάσει πρώτος κάτω αν πέσουν? Η ξανθιά. για τι η έξυπνη ξανθιά και ο άγιος Βασίλης είναι μυθικά πρόσωπα. En smart blondine, en smart svenske, en dum nordmann, supermann og julenissen står på fortauet, så dukker det plutselig opp en presang! Hvem tar den? Svar: – Supermann. Julenissen gir gaver og de... Em um filme, um saci-pererê, um Papai Noel, um coelinho da Páscoa, uma loira burra e uma loira inteligente estão andando na rua e os cinco encontram uma nota de 100 reais no chão. Quem você acha... Intr-un lift stau o blonda desteapta, una proasta Si Mos Craciun. Jos e un portofel doldora cu bani. Lumina Se stinge, iar in cateva secunde se aprinde din nou, dar Portofelul nu mai e. Cine a luat... Είναι μια έξυπνη ξανθιά, μια χαζή ξανθιά και ο Αγιος Βασίλης και κάνουν αγώνα δρόμου. Ποιος θα τερματίσει πιο γρήγορα; Κανενασ Η έξυπνη ξανθιά δεν υπάρχει, ο Αγιος Βασίλης είναι ανύπαρκτο πρόσωπο... Είναι πάνω σε μια στέγη, ο Αγιος Βασίλης, μια έξυπνη ξανθιά και μια χαζή ξανθιά. Ποιος θα πέσει πρώτος; Η χαζή ξανθιά, γιατί τα άλλα δύο, είναι ανύπαρκτα πρόσωπα! Estavam andando em uma rua uma loira burra , uma loira inteligente,o Papai-Noel,e o Coelinho da Pascoa. Todos scharam uma nota de 100 raeis no chão. Quem pegou a nota no chão,a Loira burra, a LOira... Certo dia organizam uma corrida,em plena cidade do Rio de Janeiro. Nesta corrida participaram as seguintes pessoas: Papai Noel,Saci Pererê,uma loira inteligente e uma loira burra. Quem ganhou a... Estava passando na rua,papai noel,coelinho da páscoa,loira burra,loira inteligente,havia uma nota de cem na rua. Quem pegou a nota e por que a loira burra. Por que não existe papai noel,coelinho da... A loira burra, o Papai Noel, o Saci Pererê e a loira esperta viram uma nota de $100 em uma mesa na rua. Quem ficou com a nota? R:A loira burra. Porque Papai Noel, Saci Pererê, não existem, muito... - Cosa dice una bionda durante il suo primo parto ? Wow, siete sicuri che sia mio? - Cosa fanno dieci bionde in piedi, con l’orecchio dell’una appoggiato a quello della successiva? Una galleria del... De kerstman, sinterklaas, een slim blondje en een dom blondje lopen over straat. Opeens ligt er een muntje op straat wie raapt het op? Het dom blondje want de rest bestaat niet Een dom blondje, Sinterklaas, de Kerstman en het slimme blondje zaten op de bank naast elkaar in een bos. Opeens zien ze een briefje van 500 euro liggen. Wie raapt het op? Het domme blondje van al...
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Q: What does XXX stand for in a роrnо film?
A: It's the signature of the three blondes who "act" in it.
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Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A: "Hoooooney, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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Two blondes drive through the middle of Kansas, surrounded entirely by wheat fields.
One blonde riding shotgun says,
"Look over there!"
They see another blonde in scuba gear who is acting like she's swimming through the wheat. The blonde driving says,
"It's girls like that who give us blondes a bad name. "
The other blonde says,
"Yeah! And if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and tell her off."
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What's the difference between a blonde...
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: An ironing board's legs are hard to open
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Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress's name tag?
A: "What did you name the other one?"
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Q: What's the difference between a man and a pig?
A: There's a difference?
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who had two chances to get pregnant?
A: She blew it both times.
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Q: How do you recognize a blonde's tricycle?
A: It's the one with the kickstand.
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A blonde decides to try horseback rising.
On her first outing, the bouncing horse causes her to lose control, and she is thrown from the horse. Just as she loses consciousness, the carousel stops.
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Q: Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A: She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
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Полунощ е. Медицинската сестра буди някакъв болен пациент. - Vakna! Skriker Olle. - Öhh? Stönar pappan. - Du har glömt att ta dina sömntabletter! - Тате - вика Иванчо - събуди се. - А какво има? - стене сънено баща му. - Забрави да си вземеш хапчетата за сън! Warum gehen Blondinen immer auf Zehenspitzen an Medizinschränken vorbei? - Sie wollen die Schlaftabletten nicht aufwecken. Vakna pappa, du måste ta dina sömntabletter! Una viejita le dice a su viejito: ¡Mijito despierte! Ummm, no, dice el viejito. ¡Salomón despierte!, grita la viejita. Ummmmn, no, dice el viejito. ¡Que despierte, que despierte, Salomón! ¡No! ¿Qué... Lilla Marie får i uppdrag att påminna pappa om att ta sin medicin för natten: - Vakna pappa, du har glömt att ta dina sömntabletter! Despierte, es hora de tomar su somnífero. Vet du hva det verste med å ligge på sykehus er? Svar: Å bli vekket for å ta sovepiller - Du må våkne, Olav, du har glemt å ta sovepillen. Pappa Stefan ligger och sover i sängen då lilla Anna hoppar upp i sängen och ropar: – Pappa Pappa, vakna, du glömde ta sömnpillerna!! – Hvorfor vekker du meg? – Fordi du glemte å ta sovepillen din. O portuga foi trabalhar de mordomo. Alguns dias depois, chegou pro patrão: — Patrão! Patrão! Acorde depressa! — Que foi? - perguntou ele, meio tonto com o sono ainda. — Acorde, patrão! Tá na hora... O Manuel vai trabalhar de mordomo: — Acorda patrão! Acorda! — O que foi ? — Está na hora do senhore tomar o remédio para dormire... Hvorfor blev manden vækket af blondinen? Hun ville fortælle han havde glemt at tage sin sovepille „Prosím tě, Jarouši, vstávej!” budí rozrušeně manželka manžela uprostřed noci. „Co se děje?” Jarouš rozespale. „Ale, co by? Zapomněl sis vzít prášky na spaní.” El padre de Pepito estaba durmiendo y le tocaba tomar su pastilla para dormir y Pepito llega desesperado a su casa y le dice: ¡ Papá despierta que tienes que tomar tu pastilla para dormir! Seselė žadina pacientą, kuris tuo metu miega: - Paciente, kelkitės! Pacientas jos mieguistu balsu klausia: - Ko jums reikia? Seselė kuo ramiausiai atsako: - Aš jums atnešiau migdomųjų... Eine Krankenschwester rüttelt an einem Patienten, als der behandelnde Arzt vorbeikommt. Entsetzt fragt der Arzt: "Was machen Sie denn da?" Da antwortet die Schwester: "Ich versuche ihn zu wecken.... - Herää, sanoi Lelle - unilääkkeen aika. Har du hørt om kona som vekket mannen midt på natten? Han hadde glemt å ta sovemedisinen sin... Rikard kom in till sin pappa och sa: - Pappa, pappa, vakna... Pappan vaknade och sa: - Öh,vad är det? - Du glömde ta dina sömntabletter... Hur vet man att det är en norsk sjuksköterska? Vet inte? Dom väcker patienterna för att ge dom sömntabletter. W środku nocy pielęgniarka w szpitalu budzi pacjenta. - Co się stało? - pyta zaspany chory. - Zapomniał pan wziąć tabletki na sen. Esta un emfermo dormido y entra la emfermera y lo sacude queriendolo despertar ya despierto el emfermo preguntando ¿que pasa? la emfermera responde esque olvide darle sus pastillas para dormir Ateina sesele pas mieganti ligoni ir sako: - Ligoni laikas keltis,migdomuju atnesiau. Die Krankenschwester versucht, einen Patienten aufzuwecken. Fragt der Pfleger: "Was machen Sie denn da?" Die Schwester: "Ich muß ihn unbedingt wach kriegen, er hat vergessen seine Schlaftabletten...
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