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Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead go camping for the weekend.
The brunette brings food so they can eat, the red head brings water so they can drink and the blonde brings a car door, so if she gets hot she can roll down a window.

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A blonde bought some goldfish, but she did not know how to feed them.
She called her brunette friend for help. Once they were done feeding them, the blonde said, ''Now, what do I give them to drink?''

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on an island. The redhead looks to the east and says that the shore is about 20 miles away. She swims out 10 miles, but she gets tired and drowns.
The brunette also looks to the east, figures the distance to shore is about 20 miles and starts swimming. She gets 15 miles out, but she gets tired and drowns.
The blonde figures that there's about 20 miles to the shore also. She swims 19 miles to the point where she can barely see the shore, and then she gets tired. So she swims back.

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Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: They're easier to keep amused.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.

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Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
A: A Frosted Flake.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

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The following sign was posted at a fast-food restaurant owned by two blondes:
Parking for drive-through customers only!

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A blonde walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doc, I'm horribly sick!"
The doctor looks at her and asks, "Flu?"
"No, I drove here."

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An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip.
Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!" "You can't get out of yourroom?"; the captain asked. "Why not?" She replied, "There are only threedoors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one hasa sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

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Q: What do you call a fly in a blonde's brain?
A: A space invader.

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Q: Why are so many blondes rushing out to get вrеаsт implants?
A: They don't want to pay the flat tax.

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A blonde's house was on fire, so she called 911 and started screaming, "Help me, please! My house is burning! Hurry!"
The operator said, "OK, calm down, and we'll be there soon. How do we get to your house?"
The blonde replied, "Duh, in that big red truck!"

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Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.

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A blond man and a brunette woman were happily married and about to have a baby.
One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital, and she gave birth to two baby boys. The blond man turned to his wife and yelled, "All right, who's the other father?"

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A blonde who really needed a job saw an ad in the newspaper for an opening job at an Elmo factory.
She applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she really needed the money. Finally the manager hired her.
After a few hours, the manager noticed that the conveyer belt was backed up. He went downstairs to find out what was wrong. He saw that the blonde was sewing two marbles into the crotch of every Elmo.
The manager told her, "I said to give each Elmo two test tickles - not two testicles!"

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Q: What is the definition of eternity?
A: Four blondes in four cars at a four-way stop.

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Q: How do you know when a blonde's been sending email?
A: There are envelopes in the disk drive.

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A blonde was swerving all over the road so she got pulled over by a cop.
The cop asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"
The blonde said, "I'm sorry, sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me, and I can't seem to get away from it!"
The cop told her, "Lady, that's your air freshener."

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