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Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
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Stift geworfen Blondinen und Handgranaten Η χειροβομβίδα Какво да правиш, ако блондинка ти хвърли граната? Que faire quand une blonde vous lance une grenade ? Was muss mab tun wenn eine Blondine eine Handgranate auf dich wirft? Den Ring ziehen und zurück werfen. - Vad gör du om en blondin kastar en granat mot dig? - Drar ur säkringen och kastar tillbaka den. — Що робити якщо блондинка кинула в тебе гранату? — Висмикнути чеку і кинути її назад Wat moet je doen als een Belg een handgranaat naar je toe gooit? De pin eruit halen en de handgranaat snel terug gooien. Mitä teet jos blondi naissotilas heittää käsigranaatin? - Ota sokka pois ja heitä takaisin Karadenizlilerle ruslar soğuk savaştalar. Lazlar el bombalarını ruslara fırlatıyorlarmış, ruslarda bombaların pimini çekip geri lazalara fırlatıyorlarmış. Co zrobić, gdy blondynka rzuca w ciebie granatem? - Złapać, wyciągnąć zawleczkę i odrzucić! O que você deve fazer quando uma laira jogar uma granada em você? Tirar o pino e jogar de volta.
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead go camping for the weekend.
The brunette brings food so they can eat, the red head brings water so they can drink and the blonde brings a car door, so if she gets hot she can roll down a window.
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A blonde bought some goldfish, but she did not know how to feed them.
She called her brunette friend for help. Once they were done feeding them, the blonde said, ''Now, what do I give them to drink?''
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on an island. The redhead looks to the east and says that the shore is about 20 miles away. She swims out 10 miles, but she gets tired and drowns.
The brunette also looks to the east, figures the distance to shore is about 20 miles and starts swimming. She gets 15 miles out, but she gets tired and drowns.
The blonde figures that there's about 20 miles to the shore also. She swims 19 miles to the point where she can barely see the shore, and then she gets tired. So she swims back.
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8 km schwimmen 99 μίλια A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. Eine Rothaarige, eine Braunhaarige und eine Blondine sind auf einem Boot unterwegs. Kurze Zeit später sinkt das Boot und alle drei schreien nach Hilfe. Da kommt der Rothaarigen eine Idee: "Ich schwimm zurück und hol Hilfe!" Sie springt ins Wasser, kommt zwei Meter weit, dreht dann aber um und... A redhead, a blonde and a brunette were stuck on an island and had to get back home from the island. The redhead swims half way and drowns. The brunette swims half way and drowns too. The blonde swims halfway gets tired and swims back. Une brune, une rousse et une blonde sont sur une île deserte. Elles se trouvent sur une ile déserte à 30 km du rivage La brune annonce : "Je vais tacher d' atteindre le continent à la nage". Elle se lance. Elle nage 10 km commence à se fatiguer et puis 15 et là épuisée elle se noie. La rousse... A blonde, brunette and a red-head were trapped on a island 20 miles from shore. The red-head started swimming and got tired after 2 miles and turned around and swam back. Then the brunette started to swim and after 7 miles of swimming she turned... Bellman, en rysk och en tysk skulle simma från Somalia till Australien. Rysken orkade 2 mil men sedan drunknade han. Tysken orkade 5 mil men även han drunknade. Nu var det Bellmans tur. Han simmade... Eine Blondine, eine Brünette und eine Rothaarige stranden auf einer einsamen Insel. Die Rothaarige klettert auf eine Palme und sagt: "Seht mal! Etwa 5 km von hier ist eine Insel mit Menschen drauf.... Machen eine Schwarzhaarige, eine Blondine und eine Braunhaarige ein Wettschwimmen zu einer 8 Kilometer entfernten Insel. Die Schwarzhaarige schafft es. Die Braunhaarige ertrinkt nach 2 Kilometern.... Det var 3 tjejer. 1 rödhårig, 1 brunett och 1 blondin. Dom skulle simma från en ö till en annan ö. det var 50 km mellan dom. Den rödhåriga simmade 10 km och sen drunknade hon. Den brunhåriga...
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Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: They're easier to keep amused.
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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.
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Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
A: A Frosted Flake.
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Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
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The following sign was posted at a fast-food restaurant owned by two blondes:
Parking for drive-through customers only!
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A blonde walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doc, I'm horribly sick!"
The doctor looks at her and asks, "Flu?"
"No, I drove here."
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An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip.
Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!" "You can't get out of yourroom?"; the captain asked. "Why not?" She replied, "There are only threedoors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one hasa sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
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Q: What do you call a fly in a blonde's brain?
A: A space invader.
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Die Fliege im Kopf Comment appelle-t-on un microbe qui se loge dans le crâne d'une blonde? Un envahisseur de l'espace Hvad kalder du en flue der flyver ind i en blondines øre? - En space-invader
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Q: Why are so many blondes rushing out to get вrеаsт implants?
A: They don't want to pay the flat tax.
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A blonde's house was on fire, so she called 911 and started screaming, "Help me, please! My house is burning! Hurry!"
The operator said, "OK, calm down, and we'll be there soon. How do we get to your house?"
The blonde replied, "Duh, in that big red truck!"
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Някакъв се обажда в пожарната: Пожар Блондинка предизвиква пожар в къщата си и звъни на пожарната. От там и отговарят: "Ist da die Feuerwehr? Hier brennt es !" - "Keine Panik, wie kommen wir denn zu Ihnen?" - "Haben Sie denn nicht mehr diese roten, schnellen Autos?" Мужик звонит пожарным и орет: - Помогите! Мой дом горит! Быстрее сюда! Диспетчер: - Как к вам доехать?" Мужик: - Вы, что совсем того?! На большой красной машине! A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone. "Please state the nature of your emergency," says the... Ein Anruf bei der Feuerwehr: “Hilfe bei mir brennt es!” Der Leitstellendisponent: “Ja, wie kommen wir denn zu Ihnen?” Anrufer: “Haben Sie nicht mehr die großen roten Autos?” - Halló, tűzoltóság? Kérem, jöjjenek gyorsan, ég a házam! - És hogy jutunk el Önhöz? - Miért? Már nincs meg az a szép piros autójuk? O blonda Suna la pompieri ca sa raporteze un incendiu in cartier. Operatorul il intreaba: - Cum ajungem acolo? - Pai nu mai aveti masinile alea mari si Rosii? Die Blondine ruft aufgeregt in den Telefonhörer: "Es brennt, es brennt! Machen Sie bitte schnell!" Der Feuerwehrmann am anderen Ende: "Wie kommen wir denn zu Ihnen?" Blondine: "Ja, haben Sie denn... Eine ältere Dame ruft die Feuerwehr an: "Es brennt! Es brennt! So kommen Sie doch! Es brennt! Es brennt!" Fragt der Feuerwehrmann: "Wie kommen wir denn zu Ihnen?" Fragt die Dame: "Ja - haben Sie...
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Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
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A blond man and a brunette woman were happily married and about to have a baby.
One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital, and she gave birth to two baby boys. The blond man turned to his wife and yelled, "All right, who's the other father?"
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A blonde who really needed a job saw an ad in the newspaper for an opening job at an Elmo factory.
She applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she really needed the money. Finally the manager hired her.
After a few hours, the manager noticed that the conveyer belt was backed up. He went downstairs to find out what was wrong. He saw that the blonde was sewing two marbles into the crotch of every Elmo.
The manager told her, "I said to give each Elmo two test tickles - not two testicles!"
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Q: What is the definition of eternity?
A: Four blondes in four cars at a four-way stop.
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Q: How do you know when a blonde's been sending email?
A: There are envelopes in the disk drive.
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A blonde was swerving all over the road so she got pulled over by a cop.
The cop asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"
The blonde said, "I'm sorry, sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me, and I can't seem to get away from it!"
The cop told her, "Lady, that's your air freshener."
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