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Trump and Cruz are sitting in a bar…
A guy walks in, spots them, and asks the barman, ‘Hey, ain’t that Trump and Cruz sitting over there?’
The bartender says, ‘Yep, that’s them.’
So the guy walks over and says, ‘Wow, what an honor! What are you guys doing in here?’
Trump says, ‘We’re planning World War III.’
The guy says, ‘Really? Whaddaya think you’ll do?’
Trump says, ‘Well, we’re planning to кill 140 million Muslims, and a stunning blonde with a Double-D rack.’
The guy exclaims, ‘A beautiful blonde with double-D rack? You’re shittin’ me. Why кill a gorgeous blonde with big тiтs?’
Trump turns to Cruz, and says, ‘See? I told you, no one gives a shiт about 140 million Muslims.’
Female newscaster, “So, Mr. Jones, what are you going to do with these children on this adventure holiday?”
Mr. Jones, “We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, shooting…”
Female newscaster, “Shooting! That’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?”
Mr. Jones, “I don’t see why; they’ll be properly supervised on the range.”
Female newscaster, “Don’t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?”
Mr. Jones, “I don’t see how, we will be teaching them proper range disipline before they even touch a firearm.”
Female newscaster, “But you’re equipping them to become violent killers.”
Mr. Jones, “Well, you’re equipped to be a рrоsтiтuте, but you’re not one, are you?”