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Jaws Canada

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My friend studying in Canada sent me this. Organic Chemistry is his favorite and everyone attends all the classes

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Today I learned that РоrnНuв is a Canadian company.
I bet if they blocked it in America, this whole trade war would end prematurely.

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Welcome to Edmonton, where if you miss an exit you may as well go on vacation

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In Canada, "friends with benefits" means neighbors who have snow blowers.

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Now that's 100% Canadian!

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- Mommie, what is a Canadian? - It's an unarmed North American with health insurance, sweetie

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A Canadian walks into a cafe, and the barista asks, "Would you like a latte?"
And the Canadian responds to him "Nah, just a bit, eh."

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Two Canadian body builders were working out at the gym.
After they were done, they sat together in the locker room.
One turned to the other and said,
"I'm sore, eh?"
The other said,
"What for?"

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As a Canadian..
Every time I hear a bad joke about being Canadian...
... I go right to the Hospital and get my feelings checked for free

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I just passed by Canadian citizenship test!
I got an eh +

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I'm not an apologetic Canadian...
I'm sorry, I'm just not

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