Dark Humor Jokes

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass?
She was on fire.

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
He was caught poaching.

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Die hard

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Me: Guess What?
Lad: What?
*Gets ran over by a bus*

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How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’?
Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Dedication and hard work

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What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a рrоsтiтuте walk into a bar.
It was a very popular bar.

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What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust?
The cost.

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How do you get a Jew to win a race?
Drop a quarter at the finish line.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I dunno... something in Japanese.

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A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.

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Two dudes walk. Into a bar uhhh...... I forgot the rest of the joke.
Anyway your mom is a whоrе.

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Dark humor is a lot like food.
Not everyone gets it.

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People think kids are the only ones that want to get out of class at 3 o'clock every single day. No, no -- go see the teachers on a Friday at 3 o'clock. You'll see teachers stiff-arming kids on the way out to the parking lot.

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"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality."
"Who told you that?"
"Gynecologist."

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What's the difference between Auschwitz and Sarajevo?
At least they had gas in Auschwitz.

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They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history.
At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.

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What do black people smoke?
Niggerettes.

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One man’s trash is another man’s treasure
Wonderful saying,
Horrible way to find out you were adopted.

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