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When they're nine years old, they have an attention-seeking constitution that is relentless... Honestly, it makes you want to drive drunк on Halloween. Look at Superman fly!

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What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
None!
They both hang from trees.

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Why do old Jews have outhouses?
Because their afraid of the showers.

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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
Vitamin bills!

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Who is the соскsuскеr deleting all these jokes?

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What do a Pakistani wife and husband have in common?
Nothing. It was an arranged marriage.

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What was so bad about being a black Jew?
You had to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!

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Why are little girls better than little boys?
Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.

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Roses Are black
Violets are black
I am blind

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A woman is speaking to her friend, ‘My husband has got one foot in the grate.’
‘Don’t you mean one foot in the “grave”?’ says the friend.
‘No,’ replies the woman.
‘He wants to be cremated.’

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How did they know that the driver had dandruff?
They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.

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I think people should stop picking on fат kids.............
They got enough on their plates !

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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian.

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John died of the big c, no not cancer the c off of the coke sign.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ?
A Pedophiles аss.

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Good friends don't let you do dumb things......................... Alone

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Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics: win or lose, you're still rетаrdеd.

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Healthcare in America is too expensive, ain't it? It's too expensive for the average person. What if you below average with no insurance? You might as well call Dr. Kevorkian.

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It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for rарing his sister.

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