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Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago, her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the dating world. Finally, Anna said she’d go out, but didn’t know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replied, “Mum I have someone for you to meet.” Well, it was an immediate hit.
They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Paris. Their first night there, she undressed as he did.
There she stood nudе, except for a pair of black lacy раnтiеs - he was in his birthday suit.
Looking her over, he asked, “Why the black раnтiеs?”
She replied:
“My upper half you can see, my body is yours to explore,but down there I am still mourning.”
He knew he was not getting lucky that night.
The following night was the same - she stood there wearing the black раnтiеs, and he was in his birthday suit, but now he was wearing a black соndом.
She looked at him and asked:
“What’s with the black соndом?”
He replied, “I want to offer my deepest condolences.”
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Pierre, a french fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the river Seine. It`s a beautiful day and love is in the air, so Marie leans over to Pierre and says, “Pierre, kiss me!”
So our hero grabs a bottle of red wine and splashes it on Marie`s lips.
“What are you doing, Pierre?” shrieks Marie.
“Well, my name is Pierre, the French Fighter Pilot, and when I have red meat I like to have red wine!” His answer is good enough for Marie and things begin to heat up.
So she says, “Pierre, kiss me lower.”
Our hero rips off her blouse, grabs a bottle of white wine and starts pouring it all over her t*ts.
“Pierre, what are you doing?”
“My name is Pierre, the French Fighter Pilot, and when I have white meat I like to have white wine!” They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans over once more and softly whispers into his ear, “Pierre, kiss me lower.”
Pierre tears off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and sprinkles it all over her bush. He grabs a match and lights it on fire. Patting the flames out furiously, Marie screams, “PIERRE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!?”
“My name is Pierre, the French Fighter Pilot, and when I go down, I go down in flames!”
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This girl was riding in a car with her boyfriend. She got bored and said, “Every time you speed up 5MPH, I’ll take some clothes off.”
Well, this went on for about 15 minutes until she was nакеd and he was going about 95MPH. They lost control of the car and crashed into a tree.
The guy was hurt pretty badly and his car door was crushed to the point where he couldn’t open it. His nакеd girlfriend was fine and could get out of the car.
So, she took her boyfriend’s shoe and put it in front of her веаvеr and covered her chest with her arm. She flagged down a car. Without thinking she said, “HELP MY BOYFRIEND IS STUCK AND HE CAN’T GET OUT!!”
The guy in the car looked at the shoe on her crotch and his eyes got really big. He said, “If he is that far in, he’s not coming out!”
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