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Do you know why men have holes in the end of their penises?
So oxygen can get into their brains.
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Why does a penis have a hole at the end? So guys can be open-minded. Pourquoi les hommes ont un trou au bout du pénis? - Pour que l'oxygène accède au cerveau.
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What's the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bill Clinton?
You only have to get down on one knee to greet the queen.
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Have you heard about the Viаgrа computer virus?
It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
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*How girls become friends*
Omg I love your shoes!
*How guys become friends*
Excuse me sir, I see you fuск вiтсhеs, I myself, also fuск вiтсhеs.
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Lady goes to doctor with a bee up her fаnny.
Doc says, "Im gonna rub honey on my d*ck and insert it, when the bee smells it, I'll pull out and he'll follow."
Doctor starts and woman begins to moan.
Doctor gets faster and harder.
Woman yells, "What the fuск you doing?"
Doc says, "Change of plan, I'm gonna drown the ваsтаrd."
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One of the two adult female friends got married and went on honeymoon to Hawaii.
On return curious other girl asked her friend, “What sightseeing places did you go in Hawaii and what did you see?”
The honeymoon girl explained, “For seven days, I saw only the fаn on the ceiling of the room and occasionally when turned around, I saw the bed sheet too.”
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A young fellow went to a Jewish Doctor and told the doctor he was worried because he could not get an еrестiоn.
Whereupon the doctor told him to eat Jewish Rye Bread.
So on his way home, the young man stopped a Jewish Bakery and asked for 25 Loaves of Rye Bread.
The Baker said "25 Loaves? It will get hard before you get rid of it."
Whereupon the patient in excitement said "Give me 50 loaves."
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A man goes into a library and asks where he can find books on suicide.
‘First row on the left,’ replied the librarian.
The man replies, ‘But I’ve already looked in that section.
It’s empty.’
‘I’m not surprised,’ says the librarian.
‘They don’t often bring them back.'
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В библиотеката: Книги за самоубиство Ръководство на самоубиеца В библиотеке: В библиотеката: Un hombre llega a una biblioteca y pide sacar un libro sobre suicidios. La bibliotecaria le dice: "Sí, hombre... y ¿quién lo devuelve?" A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back." V knihovně: „Prosím vás, kde máte nějaké knihy o sebevraždách?” „Pátý regál zleva, střední police.” „Ale tam není žádná kniha!” „Vidíte, jací jsou lidi! Půjčí si a nevrátí!” Un tip la biblioteca: - Fiti amabila, vreau si eu o carte despre sinucideri! - Fugi d-aici, ca tu n'o mai aduci inapoi! Man komt bij een bibliotheek. “Mevrouw, ik ben op zoek naar een boek over zelfmoord”. Vrouw achter de balie: “En dan nooit meer terugbrengen zeker? Flikker op..” В бібліотеці: — Де я можу знайти книжки про самогубства? — На п’ятій полиці зліва. — Але там немає жодної книги. — Та їх просто ніхто не повертає...
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Me: hey girl spell me
Hot Chick: ok M-E
Me: you forgot the D
Hot Chick: theres no D in Me
Me: not yet
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Vaginas are like weather, when it's wet, it's time to go inside
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Friend: How is a рussy like a grapefruit?
Me: The best ones squirt when you eat them.
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Getting married is like buying a dishwasher.
You'll never have to do it by hand again.
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A man has came over to his wife in a request.
She tells him to tie her to a bed and do whatever he wants.
3 hours later he is fuскing hookers and watching football and роrn with friend.
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Q: What animal has the most kids.
A: A sреrм whale.
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A crazy man jumps from the bushes and opens his coat in front of an old lady to surprise and terrify her.
The granny takes a look at him and sais: "oh, dash, I´ve forgotten to buy the eggs."
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Домаќинката и непознатиот маж во лифт
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On the other day in a cemetery, I saw a woman who was rubbing her аss to a grave.
When I asked the reason, she answered: "It was my husband when he was alive; always he told me: 'Your аss is so sweet whenever any dead man touches it he'll be alive!'"
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You are so selfish!
You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
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- Миме, не бъди егоистка. Ти ще имаш това тяло през целият си живот, а аз го искам за една единствена вечер
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I don't like the term "аnаl bleaching".
I prefer "changing your ringtone."
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Just got myself a 6ft 9 girlfriend. We haven't had sеx yet but i'm looking forward to our 1st time.
Apparently, she has a very small vаginа because everywhere we go hear men say "here comes that gorgeous bird with the little Сunт"
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Two ladies having lunch and one whispers,
"I'm having a воов job"
The other lady replies,
"That's nothing, I'm having my аrsеhоlе Bleached"
First lady says,
"Really? I can't imagine your husband as a blonde"
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