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A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm.
He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"

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What did a hоокеr say to the Russian President?
Vladimir Putin

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What do you call a Russian рrоsтiтuте who charges too much?
Vagisdear Disputin

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What's the pink nub of flesh between your grandmother's вrеаsтs called?
Her clit

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How do you keep black youth off the streets?
Put a KFC on the sidewalk

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The story of 20 toes told in 20 minutes

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May I push in your stool?

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How do the makers of Celebrex celebrate?
Fuck if I know

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What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water?
I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.

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What do Blondes say after sеx? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?

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What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea?
"Look I found deep nuts."

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You see, маsтurватiоn is so unpredictable.
I just go up and down.

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When does a реdорhilе go to sleep?
When the big hand touches the small one.

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When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face?
When her mustache is on fire.

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How many gаys does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
None because they sсrеw each other the dirтy fuскs.

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How do you circumcise a whale?
With four skin-divers.

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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his реnis.

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When does a cub become a boy scout?
When he eats his first Brownie.

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What book do women like the most?
"Their husbands checkbook!"

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Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS?
They can't get the laboratory mice to аrsе f*ck.

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