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Q: Why do blacks have flat noses?
A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.

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What do you do if you see your TV floating?
Say " DROP IT NIGGА".
What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating?
Run because that is one hеll of a big black guy!

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I don't like black jokes because I have one in my family tree. He's still hanging there.

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Q: Why can't white people swim?
A: Cause they get soggy.

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Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it’s white and settles on their land.

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After getting in the White House, D.Trump gets a letter…
… from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:
370HSSV 0773H
All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren’t able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.
One of the agents suggest Trump to ask for MI6’s help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary:
Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down.

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After the defeat of Serena Williams by Kerber at the #AustralianOpen, Blacks have promised to boycott next year’s tournament.
Apparently, too many white players have won this year.

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After a long day of shooting hoops, blazing some blunts and checking out a couple large chocolate milkshakes, Leroy comes into his Section 8 pad where Sapphire says, “Baby ah has some good news! Today, little Tyrone turned 13 months old and he is talking! He said ‘Mother’ ! ” …
…
“How about dat, Sapphire! Li’l Tyrone has done learned half a word!”

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Niggеr walks into the doctors with a frog on his head… The doctor asks:
- “And what’s the problem here?”
To which the frog replies:
“It started a couple of weeks ago with a blackhead on my аrsе!”
I took my biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells.
Apparently “young blacks” and “Romanian gypsies” were not the correct answers.
I was on my computer earlier when the screen suddenly went black. I suppose I should elaborate. When I say “went black” I mean it stopped working. It didn’t go and stab an old lady and nick her purse.
A black man tried to steal my car as I was driving. I was going pretty fast, but the cheeky сunт managed to get in through the windscreen.
Black lives matter only when killed by a white. Those killed by other blacks don’t seem to matter as much.
*Black couple having Sеx*
Black Guy: Who’s Your Daddy!?! Who’s YOUR DADDY!?!?!
Black Girl: I don’t know.
Black Guy: Same here
I have concluded that zebras are black with white stripes.
Why?
When was the last time you saw a zebra with a job?
I walked past a black kid sitting at a bus stop, as I went into the bank. When I came out, he looked at me and said, “Any change?” I said “No, you’re still black”.
I always buy computers that are black. Generally, they run faster and have a вiggеr hard drive.
Christmas time. Vаliuм and wine. Children indulging in serious сriме. With dad on the wееd and mum high on сrаск. Christmas is magic when your family is black!

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Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant?
A: Her niggа runs away.

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Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry.
A: Kids too lazy to steal.

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What did the Alabama sherriff call the niggеr who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

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What are three things you can't give a niggеr?
A black eye, a fат lip and an education.

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What do you call two Ethiopians in a gold sleeping bag?
Twix.

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Why don't you run over a niggеr on a bike?
Its probably your bike.

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What do you say when you see your television floating at night? "Drop it niggа."

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The sound of people eating irritates the shiт out of me.
So I moved to Africa.

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A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve.
A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?"
Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"

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Q: What do you call a fат black man laying down?
A: KitKat Chunky.

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Q: What do you use when white people tell you to erase their history?
A: White out.

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