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Pizzabestellung im Jahr 2025 Здравейте! Пицария Гордън ли е? Звонит телефон: Звонок по телефону. Un hombre llama por télefono, le contestan y se produce el siguiente diálogo. - Buenas noches, Pizzería Internet. - ¿De donde? ¿Pizzería que? - Pizzería Internet, señor. ¿Cuál es su órden? - Pero...
Hello! Gordon's pizza?
- No sir it's Google's pizza.
- So it's a wrong number?
- No sir, Google bought it.
- OK. Take my order please ..
- Well sir, you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick crust
- OK! This is it
- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato?
- No, I hate vegetables
- But your cholesterol is not good
- How do you know?
- Through the subscribers guide. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years
- Okay, but I do not want this pizza, I already take medicine
- You have not taken the medicine regularly, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 tablets at Drugsale Network
- I bought more from another drugstore
- It's not showing on your credit card
- I paid in cash
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
- I have other source of cash
- This is not showing as per you last Tax form unless you got it from undeclared income source
-WHAT THE НЕLL? Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet,where there is no cell phone line and no one to spy on me
- I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport as it has expired 5 weeks ago.
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Facebook е като хладилник - знаеш, че в него няма нищо, но продължаваш да го проверяваш на всеки 5 минути... Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed. Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it. A Facebook olyan, mint a hűtőszekrény. 15 percenként kinyitogatod, és mindig ugyanaz van benne.
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Навистина - Знам много неща! - каза Wikipedia. Facebook: "Ich kenne jeden!" Wikipedia: "Ich weiß alles!" Google: "Ich finde alles!" Internet: "Ohne mich geht gar nichts!" Strom: "ACH WIRKLICH?" Wikipedia: - ¡Sé todo! Google: - ¡Puedo encontrar todo! Facebook: - ¡Conozco a tod@s! Internet: - ¡Sin mí no sois nada! Electricidad: - ¡Callaos, idiotas! 1. Wikipedia: Én mindent tudok! 2. Google: Nekem mindenem megvan! 3. Facebook: Én mindenkit ismerek! 4. Internet: Nélkülem ti nem értek semmit! Áramszolgáltató: Csakugyan? Wikipedia : Én mindent tudok! Google : Nálam mindent megtaláltok! Internet : Nélkülem nem értek semmit! Áram : Tényleg? Hádají se: Wikipedia: "Já vím všechno!" Google: "Já najdu všechno!" Facebook: "Já znám všechny!" Internet: ",,Beze mě jste všichni namydlení!" Elektřina: "A tak se uklidníme, jo?!" Wikipédia : Je sais tout ! Google : J'ai tout ! Facebook : Je connais tout le monde ! Internet : Pfff vous êtes rien sans moi ! Éléctricité : Hahaha j'vous ai tous ! Facebook: heč já znam všechny na světě! Google: a co, já znam všechno na světě!! Internet: hele vážení, beze mě byste byli v pr***! Elektřina: takže se uklidníme...
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