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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.

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How do you keep black youth off the streets?
Put a KFC on the sidewalk

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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.

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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shiтs out thunder.

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What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water?
I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.

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What do gаy horses eat?
Hay.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a women?
The pizza can be eaten but the women can't!

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Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said:
"What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"

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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling ваlls without chewing.

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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.

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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.

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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.

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Where do pirates buy their parrot food?
Petsmarrrrrrrrt!

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Imagine, there are on the bus only 5 persons:
A busman, an old woman, two younger women and one man.
The old woman comes to the busman and tells him:
"Dear busman, would you like to eat a few hazelnuts?"
The busman says:
"Yes, why not?"
He takes the hazelnuts from her hand and eats them.
This repeats even two times, but when the old woman offers other hazelnuts to the busman for the fourth time, the busman asks this old woman:
"Madame, where do you take all these hazelnuts from? It is a real amount and I am already full."
The old woman only says:
"You know, dear busman, I have bought the chocolate with hazelnuts, the hazelnuts are very hard for my dental plate, so I have suскеd them all out, brought it to you and you have already eaten them all."

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What is the worst thing about a vegetable?
Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.

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How can you tell that a blonde been baking chocolate chip cookies?
There are M&M shells all over the floor.

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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".

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Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe.
It's now called Shakey's.

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