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Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Dilbert, Dogbert, Garfield, Jon Arbuckle, and a whole lot of comic sтriр characters and their pets were on an airplane flying from Miami to Los Angeles.
In the middle of the flight, the flight attendant gave out food to everyone but Charlie Brown and Snoopy. They asked him why everyone else got some food and they didn't.
The flight attendant said,
"Sorry, but we don't serve PEANUTS on this flight."
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I went to a middle school dance back in the day.
It was kinda lame, looking back on it. The music was bad, they ran out of food, and there wasn’t even a punch line.
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The following conversation took place in the palace of the supreme leader of North Korea.
Kim Jong Un: Nuke the Chinese.
Adviser: No problem your excellency, missiles will be launched in 3 minutes.
Kim Jong Un: I was talking about microwaving some food you idiот.
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Q. What's a shark's favorite sandwich?
A. Peanut butter and jellyfish!
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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
Vitamin bills!
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What did the farmer call the соw that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
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What is a соw's favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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Teacher:
"Name five things that contain milk."
Pupil:
"Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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My friend's dad went to Hungary.
I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
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Teacher:
"If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?"
Little Johnny:
"A bad blatter issue."
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Standing in line at a restaurant, I noticed that the few available tables left had not been cleaned off.
I mentioned this to the cashier, who told the manager.
A minute later, an annoyed-looking teen emerged from the back with a spray bottle and paper towels in hand.
"All right," she bellowed clear across the crowded dining room, "which one of you people wanted a clean table?"
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An American family has grandparents who live in Russia.
Every month, the grandparents send a package of powder to the American family.
The package always says:
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Every time the family does this the powder turns into a delicious soup.
The soups are always different and the family is always excited to find out which new foreign flavor they get to try out.
One day, the family receives a package in the mail containing some gray powder.
Assuming that this is another soup, the family dumps it into a рот and adds some water.
However, unlike all the other soups, this one t astes grainy and disgusting.
The family still eats it though just to be polite.
A week later, a letter from the grandpa comes in the mail saying:
"Grandma Taya has died and I have sent the ashes to you. She wants to be scattered in America as that is her favorite place."
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Waiter:
"How do you like your steak, sir?"
Sir:
"Like winning an argument with my wife."
Waiter:
"Rare it is."
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