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There are three women. One is dating, one is engaged, and one is married. They decide to get кinкy with their men and really pull out all the stops to make it extra special. The woman who is dating says, “Okay, so I bought black leather, red lipstick, fishnet stockings, and really got crazy. He loved it so much he thinks he’s in love.” The woman who is engaged says, “I showed up to his work after hours wearing only a red coat. Let’s just say he wants to move the wedding date up!” The woman who is married says, “Okay, I really went all out. I got a babysitter for the kids, and bought a black mask and a whip. My husband gets home, goes straight to the fridge, and grabs a вееr. Then he plops down on the couch and says, 'Hey Batman! Where the fuск is dinner?!?'"
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Три жени - омъжена (от 10 години), любовница и неомъжена (с гадже) решили да направят експеримент. Διαφορά Φάσης встречаются три подруги. одна жена уже лет десять - другая... Já no clima da festa de sábado, três mulheres – uma noiva, uma casada e uma amante – estavam conversando sobre seus relacionamentos e decidiram agradar seus homens. Aquela noite todas as três iriam testar sensualidade e o poder que exerciam sobre seus companheiros, usando corpete de couro,... Tre kvinnor samlas; en singel, en förlovad och den tredje är gift. De bestämmer sig för att ta reda på hur man bäst förför en man. Samma kväll ska de ta på sig en body i svart läder, höga klackskor... Зустрічаються три подруги. Одна дружина вже років десять, друга коханка, третя заручена. Ну, обговорили своїх чоловіків, одне й друге — вирішили поекспериментувати: одягти шкіряну чорну білизну,... Tres mujeres, una con un amante clandestino, la segunda con novio, y la tercera casada, deciden poner a prueba una técnica de seducción. Se ponen de acuerdo las tres que esa misma noche, usarán... Een dame stuurde ons een verhaal: Ik ging eens eten met mijn twee niet-getrouwde vriendinnen. Eén ervan is verloofd, de andere heeft een minnaar, en ik, ik ben al meer dan 20 jaar getrouwd. Wij... Három barátnő megbeszéli, hogy kicsit feldobják a házasságukat. Az egyikük 1 éve házas, a másik 5 éve házas, a harmadik pedig 20 éve házas. Kitalálják, hogy este, mire a férjek hazamennek, fekete... Egy középkorú nő panaszkodik a barátnőjének, hogy a házaséletük ellaposodott, úgy érzi, hogy elmúlt a férjében a tűz, már nem kívánja őt. A barátnő jó tanáccsal látja el: - Tedd azt amit én, nálam... Razgovaraju zaručnica, ljubavnica i domaćica o seksu, pa se dogovore da obuku crnu kožnu seksi odjeću te tako iznenade svaka svog partnera, a kada se sastanu ponovo reći će kako je bilo. Nakon... Três mulheres, a noiva, a amante e a casada foram na terapeuta sexual que sugeriu: "Comprem um colã preto um par de botas uma capa e uma máscara, semana que vem me falem o resultado" Na semana... Joãozinho já tinha crescido e tinha arranjado uma esposa, porém tinha uma noiva escondida, e uma amante. Uma vez elas descubriram a sururuba e decidiram fazer uma competiçao para ver quem era... Uma noiva, uma amante e uma casada decidiram fazer uma brincadeira: seduzir seus homens usando uma capa, corpete de couro, máscara nos olhos e botas de cano alto, para depois dividir a experiência... Trys merginos (netekėjusi, susižadėjusi ir ištekėjusi) apsirengė odiniais apatiniais, pasidarė vakarinį makiažą ir taip pasipuošusios pasitiko namuose savo vyrus. Kitą dieną susitiko, kad... Susitinka trys draugės. Viena 10 metų ištekėjusi, kita – 2 metus, trečia jauniausia, vyro neturi, bet turi draugą. Na ir pradėjo viso trys lelekinti, šnekėti ir užvedė kalbą apie seksiuką....
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Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him. The new guy was an absolute wreck, pale, hands shaking, biting his nails and moaning in fear.
"Hey, pal, what's the matter?" Jack asked
"Oh man... I've been transferred to California," the other guy answered, "there's crazy people in California and they have shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, the highest сriме rate..."
"Hold on," Jack interrupted, "I've lived in California all my life, and it is not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a good school and it's as safe as anywhere in the world."
The other passenger relaxed and stopped shaking for a moment and said,
"Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death, but if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?"
"Me?" said Jack, "I'm a tail gunner on a bread truck."
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I never ask my kids to call me, I just change the Netflix password and then don't respond to their texts.
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What bounces and makes kids cry?
My donation cheque to Children in Need.
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We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
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Little Johnny was raking leaves with his Dad who was telling him about how the fairies turned the leaves brown. He looked up puzzled and said: Dad haven’t you ever heard of photosynthesis?”
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A kid in the park informed me smoking was bad for you.
So I popped his balloon with my lit cigarette and told him so was talking to strangers.
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A teenage boy overdosed on ten bottles of Viаgrа.
Not only is he lucky to be alive, he’s lucky not to have taken his eye out.
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Teacher: Kids what are something you have that make you happy?
Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy.
Kid 2: I have my friend to make me happy.
Teacher: What about you Sean?
Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy…
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What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
He called a toe truck.
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When does a реdорhilе go to sleep?
When the big hand touches the small one.
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What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
You can count on me.
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How did the sand get wet?
The sea wееd!
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Why did the cat sleep with a fаn on?
He wanted to be a cool cat.
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What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?
Hello, hello.
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What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot.
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A man and his son went into a store.
The kid picked a USA flag and told his dad:
"Dad, I want this flag."
The man tells him:
"Nah, this looks too bright. Check if it's available in a different color."
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My kids get along great when they're sleeping.
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I saw a girl crying, so I asked her "Where are your parents?" and she started crying even more.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
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There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor.
A white family lives on the top floor.
A mexican family lives on the second floor.
A niggеr family lives on the botom floor.
At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it.
Which family lived?
The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
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