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You know what I was thinking about right now?
What it would be like to have six fingers.... High fives would be different.

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"What are you doing there?"
"I'm making something."
"What are you making?"
"A bomb."
"Can I help?"
"Impossible. It's a nuclear one..."

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A teenage boy overdosed on ten bottles of Viаgrа.
Not only is he lucky to be alive, he’s lucky not to have taken his eye out.

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I tried to catch some fog earlier. I мisт.

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What did the light bulb say to the switch? "You turn me on."

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Our folk not only knows how to read between the lines but also how to leave a record between the eyes.

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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.

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I've recently got a stalker.
He's everywhere all the time.
And his thing is that he sends other people to profess his love for me.
So I can be walking down the street and all of a sudden a lady will appear screaming:
"Jesus loves you."

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What difference is between a man and Paris?
The Paris remains Paris!

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The old woman comes to a gynecologist.
He inspects her and says with the
Surprice:
An old woman, you're pregnant!
How did you managed at your age...?
Oh, those teens.
They always asks to tell them everything, then show and give to try...

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At the Court discussion between judge and villager:
So you was propeling surrogate alcohol?
Me? No!
What do you mean no?
You have a device for that... means propeled.
Then please judge me also for rаре...
So you have rареd someone also?
Well no... but I have a device...

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Why did the Viking buy an old boat?
Because he couldn't afjord a new one!

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Doc, isn't it harmful to drink a shot before eating?
No it's not, if you don't eat too often..

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Man returning with his wife from guests.
Drunk man drives car better than his sober wife.
But there is only one problem, how to explain that to the policeman?

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How do you know which one is your boss from a crowd of 500 people?
You say:
“My boss is a stupidest аsshоlе!”

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Baby, at midnight we celebrate one year from the last time you kissed me.
Look how time files!

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I sent my young son to pick up ice cream, I handed him some money and a coupon.
Later he came home with the ice cream and the coupon.
When I asked him what happened, he replied, “Mom I had enough money.
I didn’t need the coupon.”

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A man walks into a chemist’s and says,
"Can I have a bar of soap, please?"
The chemist says,
"Do you want it scented?"
And the man says,
"No, I’ll take it with me now."

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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

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‘Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital.
They lay there and looked at each other.
Their families came and took them away.
Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other.
One of them looked at the other and said, “So, what did you think?”’
Steven Wright

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