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Мастика Влюбени се целуват Oye, ahora que nos besamos me tragué tu chicle. C'est un gars qui emmène sa petite amie voir un film au cinéma. Après un long et profond baiser, la fille rougit et dit à son amoureux : "Je pense que j'ai avalé ton chewing gum" Et le gars répond... Due adolescenti sono seduti a sbaciucchiarsi su una panchina. Lei: “Ehi, credo di avere inghiottito il tuo chewing-gum !”. Lui: “No, non ti preoccupare, sono solo un po’ raffreddato…”
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I want a commitment.
I'm sick of маsтurватiоn.
Haven't I seen you before?
Nice аss.
I need you.
My hand is tired.
You're the only man I've ever cared about.
You are the only man who hasn't rejected me.
I'm a Romantic.
I'm poor.
I really want to get to know you better.
So I can tell my friends about it.
It's just orange juice, try it.
3 more shots, and he'll have his legs around my head.
He's kinda cute.
I want to have sеx with him till my diск turns blue!
He's not my type.
He won't sleep with me.
I miss you so much
I am so hоrny that my dog is starting to look good.
I had a wonderful time last night.
Who the hеll are you?
Do you love me?
I've done something sтuрid and you might find out.
Do you 'really' love me?
I've done something sтuрid and you're going to find out.
I'll give you a call.
I'd rather have my niррlеs torn off by wild dogs than see you again.
I've been thinking a lot.
You're not as attractive as when I was drunк.
I think we should just be friends.
You're ugly.
I've learned a lot from you.
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