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How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
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Life is like a definite integral.
Integral from birthday to death ( LOVE ) dx = LIFE
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The less you love a woman, the faster your hand gets tired.
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"For love on the first sight, there's a tremendous medicine!"
"What medicine?"
"To get another look...!"
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
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Two friends, a guy and a girl, were having a chat...

Guy: Do you know I like a girl, but I don't think that she would like me.
Girl: Don't worry, she will like you. I bet you ten dollars that she will definitely like you!
Guy: Okay, then fine, we have a deal. (Pause) Do you like me?
Girl: Nope, you are not my type.
Guy: You owe me ten dollars.
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No matter what has happened. No matter what you've done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.
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I got lost in your eyes. But I also get lost in most department stores, so I wouldn't read too much into it.
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If I ever need a heart transplant, I'd want my ex's. It's never been used.
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Why do men like love at first sight? Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.
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A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing.
The police arrive and ask for a description.
She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him.
The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her.
He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face."
The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report.
She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"
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Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.
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The girl says to the guy; "Honest to God, tell me what you think... Can anyone love me?"
"Yeah, for sure..."
"And then... What are you waiting for...?"
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Мастика Влюбени се целуват Oye, ahora que nos besamos me tragué tu chicle. C'est un gars qui emmène sa petite amie voir un film au cinéma. Après un long et profond baiser, la fille rougit et dit à son amoureux : "Je pense que j'ai avalé ton chewing gum" Et le gars répond... Due adolescenti sono seduti a sbaciucchiarsi su una panchina. Lei: “Ehi, credo di avere inghiottito il tuo chewing-gum !”. Lui: “No, non ti preoccupare, sono solo un po’ raffreddato…”
Boy while kissing his girlfriend:
"Thank u baby... For give me your chewing gum.."
Girl says, "This is not chewing gum my love. I’m suffering from cough!"
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If a woman has fallen - an idiот will walk by, a gentleman will help her to get up, but a real man will lie down with her.
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I want a commitment.
I'm sick of маsтurватiоn.
Haven't I seen you before?
Nice аss.
I need you.
My hand is tired.
You're the only man I've ever cared about.
You are the only man who hasn't rejected me.
I'm a Romantic.
I'm poor.
I really want to get to know you better.
So I can tell my friends about it.
It's just orange juice, try it.
3 more shots, and he'll have his legs around my head.
He's kinda cute.
I want to have sеx with him till my diск turns blue!
He's not my type.
He won't sleep with me.
I miss you so much
I am so hоrny that my dog is starting to look good.
I had a wonderful time last night.
Who the hеll are you?
Do you love me?
I've done something sтuрid and you might find out.
Do you 'really' love me?
I've done something sтuрid and you're going to find out.
I'll give you a call.
I'd rather have my niррlеs torn off by wild dogs than see you again.
I've been thinking a lot.
You're not as attractive as when I was drunк.
I think we should just be friends.
You're ugly.
I've learned a lot from you.
Next!!!!
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No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.
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Love is not the number of times you kissed her, but the number of moments you were dying to kiss her.
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Without you I can't breath.
I love you so much my nose.
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The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had.
Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel.
As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything."
The girl only nodded and smiled.
As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
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