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В бар седи страхотна мадама и си пие питието. Eine junge Frau saß in einer Bar und genoss Ihren Afterwork-Cocktail mit ihren Freundinnen, als ein junger, gutaussehender, sexy Mann die Bar betrat. Die junge Frau konnte ihren Blick nicht von ihm abwenden. Der junge Mann bemerkte ihren Blick und ging direkt auf sie zu. Bevor sie eine... A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, “I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks.” He puts his drink down and starts going through his pockets. He pulls out a ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones. He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman's hand... Трпана седи на шанк и ужива во коктелот, кога забележала еден згоден, отмен и секси маж во кафулето. Тој и приоѓа и уште пред да успее да му се извини за непријатното “зјапање“ и шепнува на уво: -...
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Глумење Weshalb täuschen Frauen Orgasmen vor? ¿Por qué las mujeres fingen el orgasmo?. Защо жените имитират оргазъм? Не понимаю, зачем женщины имитируют оргазм? Они что, думают, что мужиков это волнует? Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care. Pourquoi les femmes simulent l'orgasme ? - Parce que les hommes simulent les préliminaires. ou - Parce que c'est toujours triste de voir un homme qui pleure ou - Parce que comme ça le mec éjacule... Por que muitas mulheres fingem o orgasmo? Porque muitos homens fingem as preliminares ... Hvorfor simulerer kvinder orgasme? – Fordi mænd simulerer forspil Po co kobiety udają orgazm? - Bo myślą że to facetów obchodzi. — Чому 50% жінок симулюють оргазм? — Вони думають, що нас, чоловіків, це хвилює! Miksi naiset teeskentelevät orgasmeja? - Siksi, että miehet teeskentelevät esileikkejä - De ce simuleaza femeile orgasmul? - Ele cred ca barbatilor chiar le pasa. Stiti de ce unele femei mimeaza orgasmul? ................ Pentru ca si unii barbati mimeaza preludiul. Varför fejkar så många kvinnor sin orgasm? - För att så många män fejkar förspelet. "Waarom doen veel vrouwen net alsof ze een orgasme hebben gehad? Omdat mannen net doen alsof ze een voorspel hebben gehad." Dlaczego tak dużo kobiet ma udawany orgazm? - Dla tego, że tylu facetów robi im udawaną grę wstępną. Warum täuschen einige Frauen den Orgasmus vor? Weil sie denken, dass es uns Männer interessiert!
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Мутра отива на лекар: Влиза мутра в лекарския кабинет и вика на доктора: Geht ein Mann mit seiner überaus heißen Freundin zum Arzt. Sagt der Mann: "Warte kurz draußen Schatz. Bin ja gleich fertig." Geht der Mann ins Besprechungszimmer und sagt zum Arzt: "Herr Doktor, ich möchte kastriert werden." Darauf der Arzt: "Sind Sie sich da ganz sicher?" Mann: "Ja klar, ich... Ein Mann kommt zum Arzt und will sich sterilisieren lassen. "Sterilisieren?", fragt der Arzt. "Das ist ein Eingriff, der nicht rückgängig gemacht werden kann. Sie sind 26 - das ist viel zu jung für... De Jean komt bij de dokter en zegt "Dokter, ik wil me laten castreren!!" "Pardon?", schrikt de dokter, "Dat meen je niet? Je bent kerngezond, waarom zou iemand van 28 jaar zoiets laten doen als... Så var det Olle i Norge som gjorde lumpen. Han var inne på sjukstugan där han sa: – Jag skulle vilja bli kastrerad. – Är du verkligen säker på det? – Jag, jag vill bli kastrerad. När han kom ut... Een patiënt komt binnen in het kabinet van de dokter. " Dokter, ik kom mij laten castreren." "Bent U daar wel zeker van?" antwoordt deze geschrokken. "Jazeker dokter, ik vertrek op vakantie en ik... Przychodzi młody mężczyzna do szpitala i mówi do lekarza: - Proszę mnie wykastrować! - A czy dobrze pan to sobie przemyślał? To zabieg mający poważne konsekwencje i nieodwracalny! - Tak, panie...
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My Dog Don't Bite Beißt Ihr Hund? Estaba un tipo con un perro a su lado, cuando pasa alguien y le pregunta: Per la strada una signora vede un bambino con in braccio un cane. "Il tuo cane morde se gli accarezzo la testa?" domanda la signora. Il ragazzo risponde di no e la signora allunga la mano per toccare il cane che però la morde. "Hai detto che il tuo cane non mordeva" strilla. "Sì, signora, il... A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?" The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite." The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. "Ouch!" He says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!" The shopkeeper replies, "That is... Man walks into a shop and sees a very handsome dog. He asks the shop assistant, "Does your dog bite?" "No, my dog doesn't bite." The man happily tries to pet the dog, but the dog attacks him...
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Tres presidentes (Obama, Sarkozy y Calderón) están desnudos en la sauna de la casa blanca, discutiendo cuál será la estrategia a seguir para derrotar al terrorismo. Tre uomini si stanno rilassando in una sauna quando all'improvviso si ode un trillo. Uno di essi porge una mano all'orecchio ed inizia a parlare; quando finisce si sente osservatissimo e spiega: Tres hombres están desnudos en la sauna. De repente algo empieza a pitar. El primer hombre, un ingeniero de la Politécnica de Cataluña, aprieta su antebrazo y el pitido para. Los otros lo miran inquisitivamente. - "Es mi busca", dice. "Tengo un microchip bajo la piel de mi brazo". Unos minutos... Três homens estavam sentados nus na sauna. Um Americano, um Japonês e um Brasileiro. De repente, um bip soa. O Americano pressiona seu antebraço e o barulhinho pára. Os outros olham para ele, curiosos. — É meu pager, meu aparelhinho de bip, ele fala. Tenho um microchip sob a pele do meu braço.... Bill Gates, Andrew Grove von Intel und Jerry Sanders von AMD sitzen in einer Konferenz. Plötzlich entschuldigt sich Bill Gates und fängt an, mit seiner Armbanduhr zu reden. Grove und Sanders... Three guys are sitting in a sauna: a Mexican, an Asian, and a white guy. The Mexican and white guy are showing off their new tech gadgets. The white guy says, "Hey, look what I got: the new Google... Eram três homens um Brasileiro um Chinês e um Argentino. O Chinês todo esperto enventou um celular na mão e disse: -Olha Brasileiro olha Argentino. E os dois: -Nooooooooooooooossa. e o... Soudain, un bip retentit. L’Allemand se serra l’avant-bras et le bip s’arrêta. Les autres la regardèrent d’un air interrogateur. « C’était mon téléavertisseur », a-t-il dit. « J’ai une puce... Japanilainen, saksalainen ja suomalainen olivat lounaalla ravintolassa. Japanilaisen kello alkoi soida, ja hän vastasi kellopuhelimeensa. Suomalainen tuumasi, että onpas tekniikka kehittynyt... Suomalainen, sveitsiläinen ja japanilainen insinööri olivat kokoontuneet neuvotteluun. Yllättäen jostain kuului pirinää, sitten sveitsiläinen insinööri alkoi puhua rannekelloonsa. Hetken päästä...
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A young man wanted to buy a pair of expensive gloves for his sweetheart's birthday. He went to an expensive boutique, bought the finest gloves available, and asked the saleswoman to have them delivered along with a note he had written. Unfortunately, the clerk mixed up the order while wrapping the merchandise. Instead of the expensive gloves, the clerk accidentally wrapped a pair of раnтiеs and sent them to the young man's sweetheart along with the following note which he had written. Darling:
I have been trying desperately to come up with a special gift for your birthday. I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but since your sister wears the short ones which are so easy to remove, I wanted to get the same style for you. You may be concerned that these are a delicate shade, however, the saleslady showed me a pair that she had been wearing for three weeks and they were hardly soiled. She said that there are a couple of important care considerations that I should mention to you. First, when you take them off, remember to вlоw in them before putting them away since they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Second, be sure to keep them on while cleaning them so that they won't shrink. The saleslady made such an impression upon me that I had her try them on for me. She really looked great in them and I can just imagine how great they are going to look on you. I decided to mail these so that you would have them in time for your birthday. I really hesitated because I wanted so much to be there to watch you put them on for the first time. There is little doubt in my mind that many other hands will have touched them before I see you again. I can hardly wait to run my own hands over them or do as the French do, and gently kiss them. I hope you really like them and will wear them for me on Friday night. PS: The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.
Mлад мъж искал да купи подарък за рождения ден на новата си приятелката, но тъй като излизали съвсем отскоро, дълго се колебал и решил, че чифт ръкавици носят най-подходящото послание: Млад човек на име Фред искал да купи подарък на любимата си Мери,с която били разделени дълго време. Английски джентълмен решил да купи подарък за млада дама, към която имал чувства.
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