My Dog Don't Bite
Beißt Ihr Hund?
Estaba un tipo con un perro a su lado
Per la strada una signora vede un bambino con in braccio un cane. "Il tuo cane morde se gli accarezzo la testa?" domanda la signora. Il ragazzo risponde di no e la signora allunga la mano per toccare il cane che però la morde. "Hai detto che il tuo cane non mordeva" strilla. "Sì
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper
Man walks into a shop and sees a very handsome dog. He asks the shop assistant
One man says to the other, "Does your dog bite?"
The man replies, "No my dog doesn't."
The man pats the dog and has his hand bitten off, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite" said the injured man.
"Thats not my dog", replied the other.